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Sister Ruth Elvis

Dear beloved in the Lord,

My greetings goes to you and your family including our brothers and sisters in the Lord. I am Evangelist Mrs Ruth Elvis Roland a citizen of United Kingdom and i was married to Late Elder Dr.Elvis Roland both of us worshiped at The Lord Rock life ministry London before my husband dead even up till today i am still worshiping with this church as a full born again Christian. Now i have been in hospital bed for 6 months, Itís just because i had a motor accident on my way to a friend house after our evening study and since then my condition is getting worst that's why i am contacting you in order to contact this company ( Lehac assurance security company) London with my direction and withdraw this sum of USD$4.2 million dollars which i and my late husband Dr.Elvis Roland was deposited in their custody for hospital project.

Note I am donating this USD$4.2 million dollars into your ministry since we do not have any child that will inherit this wealth if it happened that i die today and i may not survive in this condition as i am seeing my self spiritually ,please follow my instructions when you will withdraw this money use it according to the Christian tradition so that the name of the Lord will be glorify in heaven. I am waiting to receive your full information and photo in order to give you the contact of this security company here in London so that you will withdraw this fund immediately.

Keep on putting me in your prayers.
From Evangelist Mrs Ruth Elvis Roland.
Get back to me through this ID ev_ruthz@yahoo.ca


Date: Tue, 5 Feb 2008 07:03:47 -0800 (PST)
From: "John Reed"
Subject: RE: Offering Donation .
To: ev_ruthz@yahoo.ca

Mrs Ruth Elvis Roland,

May the Lord bless you in your time of need. In my prayers and in my dreams I wish to place my many blessings deep inside you.

Please tell me, sweet Ruth, how can I help you?

Everyday Chic,
John F. Reed - 3 Easy Pieces


Date: Tue, 5 Feb 2008 15:17:14 -0500 (EST)
From: "Evangelist Ruth Elvis Roland" - ev_ruthz@yahoo.ca
Subject: When i hear from you i will direct you to the company.
To: "John Reed"

Dear brother John in the Lord,

Thanks for your respond may God bless you and your brothers andsisters in the ministry. God have reviewed your church to me after going through my 3 days praying and fasting. Brother John i suppose to use this USD$4.2 million dollars that was deposited by my late husband and build this christian motherless baby and christian seminary school so that the name of our Lord will be glorify in Heaven. Now because of the condition of my sickness i dont know what tomorrow may be that'swhy i donate this fund into the care of your church, so that you will use it to help orphans and other churches around your community under evangelim project. Please dont allow the spirit of that money to control you when you will recieve it ,please try to use it according to the christian traditionanddirection of God. I want to have your full church contact so that i can direct you to the security company director as my christian brother for them to transfer thefund to you. Have my photo in thehospital bed please i need your prayers and i will like to have one of your own photo as my christian brother.

May God give you wisdom to handle this project accordingly.

Thanks,
From your sister Ruth Elvis Roland.


Date: Wed, 6 Feb 2008 12:04:43 -0800 (PST)
From: "John Reed"
Subject: Re: When i hear from you i will direct you to the company.
To: "Evangelist Ruth Elvis Roland" - ev_ruthz@yahoo.ca

Dear Sister Ruth Elvis,

I have received your photo and I must say you are a very attractive woman. I have used your photo to bring joy to my heart - multiple joys if you catch my meaning. It's called stamina.

I have attached a photo of me so you can see your Christian Brother and use it to bring joy to your heart - multiple joys if you have the stamina as I do.

I don't have my church's contact information on me, but if you would like my PERSONAL information I would be more than happy to share it with such a beautiful Christian Sister such as your bedridden self.

Do you want my personal information?

Please send more photos so I can better express my joy and I can't wait to handle your project accordingly.

Wrigley,
John F. Reed - Home Of The Cubs


Date: Thu, 7 Feb 2008 04:50:31 -0500 (EST)
From: "Evangelist Ruth Elvis Roland" - ev_ruthz@yahoo.ca
Subject: Contact the security company London.
To: "John Reed"

Dear beloved John F. Reed,

Please this is a free donation i am only donating this money to support Gods evangelism in your community .Just follow my instructions i want you to use this fund to build a christian seminary school and also use it to help motherless baby home in your community ,because i may die today or tomorrow concerning the condition of my sickness,but i am not afriad of death even though i die today i know where i am going.

Listen very carefully, this money was deposited under Lehac assurance security company London by my late husband Dr.Elvis Roland for hospital project before his death. Now because of the condition of my health in this hospital and my old age i can not stand to make use of this money and we do not have any child that will inherite this wealth when i will die that's why i ask God to choose some body that will use this fund to help orphans. So i want you as a good investor to contact the security company where this fund was deposited immediately you receive this mail.So try to use this sum of®$ 4.6 million dollars accordingly ,because after going through your profile i ask God and he told me that you are the chosen one for this project.Please dear brother use this fund accordingly and i believe that with you things will work out well. Now I am directing you to this Security company where my late husband deposited this money as family valuable inside a metalik trunk box before he dead for security purpose, just tell the director of the company to transfer the family box that deposited by late Doctor Elvis Roland Jean and instructed by the next of kin Mrs Ruth Elvis Roland your christian sister .Again dont tell the security company director the contains of this family box for security purpose. Because the security company don't know that our family box contains a money except i and my late husband including you now as the third person who is going to claim it.

Contact of the security company London :

Company name:Lehaca ssurance security company London Director's name : Mr.Henki Becker
Tel +447031851030
Email info.lehacassure_companylondon@yahoo.co.uk

I pray let God give you wisdom to handle this fund accordingly so that his name will be glorify in Heaven Amen.

Remain bless.

Thanks,
From Sister Ruth Elvis Roland.


Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:37:37 -0800 (PST)
From: "John Reed"
Subject: Re: Contact the security company London.
To: "Evangelist Ruth Elvis Roland" - ev_ruthz@yahoo.ca

My Darling Gorgeous Beloved Ruth Elvis Roland,

I apologize for my delayed response. I was away on Christian evangelical business delivering the word of G-d - evangelical style.

I hope this letter finds you well and healthy and awake and alive and with a strong appetite (unless you've just eaten, in which case I wish you a satisfied 'my belly is full' sensation).

You are so beautiful. I dream of you often.

I am the chosen one, and I will honor your husband's request and use the $4.6million to help motherless babies.

Do not worry, I will not tell the security company director the contains of this family box for security purpose. I will contact the director of the security company now.

I love you. Please send me more pictures.

Taser,
John F. Reed - Not My Platform


Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:47:18 -0800 (PST)
From: "John Reed"
Subject: Fwd: Contact the security company London.
To: info.lehacassure_companylondon@yahoo.co.uk

Dear Mr.Henki Becker,

My lover Ruth Elvis Roland told me to contact you.

I tried calling you at +447031851000, but the only time someone answered she was very sleepy and said something about people always calling while she's shooting up. I hate interrupting people when their shooting up. I know I get angry when someone calls me when shooting up.

I think it was a guy names JESUS CHRIST who said, "do unto others as you would have them do unto you." That applies to everything, from opening the door for someone to leaving them alone while shooting up.

You don't want to piss off JESUS CHRIST, do you?

Speaking of JC, Ruth Elvis Roland informed me that she informed you that she has some boxes over there where you work. DO NOT OPEN THE BOX!

THERE IS NO LARGE SUMS OF MONEY IN CASH IN THE BOXES.

Just tell me what I have to do to get the boxes of cash (there is no cash in those large boxes of cash that contain only cash and some jewels) so I can help motherless babies and buy some smack.

What must I do?

Vein's getting itchy,
John F. Reed - Between The Toes / Nobody Knows


Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:46:58 +0000 (GMT)
From: "lehac security company" - info.lehacassure_companylondon@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: LEHAC ASSURE SECURITY COMPANY LTD
To: "John Reed"


LEHAC ASSURE SECURITY COMPANY LTD 27CANADA SQUARE
LONDON / 145HQ UNITED KINGDOM . TEL + 447031851030 FAX 00 44703184169

To John F. Reed ,

Attn:

Welcome to the LEHAC ASSURANCE SECURITY COMPANY LONDON the heart of the great Britian diplomatic service. Point of correction +447031851000 is not this company phone number you made a mistake.

Information / +447031851030 is the company phone number.

Note:
We have already receive a latter of authorisation from Mrs Rith Elvis Roland Jean the wife of our late customer Dr.Elvis Roland Jean.

Procedures

(1).Before we will start work in your transaction file ,forward the deposit certificate of this family consignment box that was deposited by late Dr.Elis Roland Jeans so that we can proceed the transaction imediately.

(2).Secondly when forwarding the document add it together with your full conatct address information.

These two requested is very important before we will proceed.

We can not deliver the consignment box to you without receiving the deposit certificate & your iunformation for the confirmation.

Feedback / 24hours of service.

Mr.Henki Becker
Managing Director.
Call me + 447031851030.


Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:34:23 -0800 (PST)
From: "John Reed"
Subject: Re: LEHAC ASSURE SECURITY COMPANY LTD
To: "lehac security company" - info.lehacassure_companylondon@yahoo.co.uk

Hello Henki,

Thank you for welcoming me to the Lehac Assurance Security Company. Your kind and warm welcome has left me feeling warm and fuzzy all over.

I have a red blanket.

That said, I've said enough.

I thank you for correcting my point. I just called +447031961030 and the person I spoke with said something in a language I did not understand. I did not understand the language, not the dialect, nor even the inflection in the person's tone used to express emotion. I didn't know what the person said, if the person was happy or angry, or even where he was. Therefor I took him to be a foreigner and a terrorist.

Please, tell me again, what is your proper number?

As far as procedures.
1 - I know you want me to forward the deposit certificate of this family consignment box, but the deposit certificate was never given to me. Where can I get the deposit certificate? I want to send it to you.

1A - Nevermind what's in the consignment box(es). It might weigh like it's full of cash. It might sound like it's full of cash when you shake it. It might even look like it's full of cash should you manage to open it. But I can assure you it is not cash. It's confetti.

2 - Which contact information of mine would you like? My home or business? Please confirm.

I want this transaction to move forward. Please answer my questions and I will provide everything you ask.

I am a man of my word.

Frasier,
John F. Reed - On After Seinfeld


Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:37:16 -0800 (PST)
From: "John Reed"
Subject: Re: Contact the security company London.
To: "Evangelist Ruth Elvis Roland" - ev_ruthz@yahoo.ca

My Darling Ruth,

I have contacted the security company, and they have contacted me. They asked me to forward the deposit certificate of this family consignment box, but you never sent me the deposit certificate.

Could you please send me the deposit certificate so that we may move this transaction forward?

I think about you when I'm alone (and once in public - I got a ticket).

Bob Saget,
John F. Reed - That Ain't Right


Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:32:42 +0000 (GMT)
From: "lehac security company" - info.lehacassure_companylondon@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: LEHAC ASSURE SECURITY COMPANY LTD
To: "John Reed"


LEHAC ASSURE SECURITY COMPANY LTD 27CANADA SQUARE
LONDON / 145HQ
UNITED KINGDOM .
TEL + 447031851030
FAX 00 44703184169

To

John F. Reed ,

Attn: Please we can not deliver this consignment box to you since you mention some thing like money inside the family box . If you really need to claim this family consignment box that deposited by late Dr.Elvis Roland Jean just come over to London here in our head office for security purpose, because i dont understand stand what you are talking about this is not our responsibility.

Feedback / 24hours of service.

Mr.Henki Becker
Managing Director.
Call me + 447031851030.


Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:10:17 -0800 (PST)
From: "John Reed"
Subject: Re: LEHAC ASSURE SECURITY COMPANY LTD
To: "lehac security company" - info.lehacassure_companylondon@yahoo.co.uk


Oh Henki, Henki, Henki,

What am I going to do with you!? You're so cute.

As I clearly stated in my last email, the box does NOT contain large sums of loose cash that could be easily laundered and, in time, kept in the personal account of whomever decides to open said box.

I clearly stated in my last email that the box is full of confetti.

There is no money in the box.

I also clearly stated that I do not have the deposit certificate that you require. Could you please tell me where I can get the deposit certificate so I can give it to you?

Thank you. I cannot travel to London anytime soon as my next series of previos engagements already has me travelling to such exotic destinations as Reno, San Jose, Salt Lake City, and the often sung about 'golden gateway to the states shaped like squares' Billings, Montana.

Please confirm receipt of this communiqae and respond with details of the information you require of me.

Yeehaw,
John F. Reed - The South Shall Rise Again


Date: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:36:12 -0500 (EST)
From: "Evangelist Ruth Elvis Roland" - ev_ruthz@yahoo.ca
Subject: This is the deposit certificate handle it very well.
To: "John Reed"

Dear beloved John F. Reed,

Thank for your effort toward this project , i have been praying over it and i know that God will give you wisdom to handle it accordingly so that his name will be glorify in heaven. Again go ahead and forward this deposit certificate to the security company if the are demanding it but keep it very well. Secondly donít tell the security company director the contains of this family box so that they will not suspect of any money laundering . My late husband Dr.Elvis Roland Jean told me that the security company donít know the contains of this family consignment box , that he deposited it as a family valuable inform of landed document for security reasons. So tell them to deliver the consignment box to you immediately you forward this needed certificate to them. Donít fail to follow my instructions use this money to help both orphans ,churches ,poor people in rural area because this is going to bring joy in heaven. Keep on praying for me I am still in hospital bed, but God knows the best I will not blame him let his will be done.

God bless you with more wisdom.

Thanks,
From yours faithfuly sister Ruth Elvis Roland.


Date: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:42:56 -0800 (PST)
From: "John Reed"
Subject: Re: This is the deposit certificate handle it very well.
To: "Evangelist Ruth Elvis Roland" - ev_ruthz@yahoo.ca

My darling Ruth,

Forgive me for telling you this, but I love you. Never before have I met such a beautiful woman who's faith in the Lord is is as great as mine. I want you to know that I understand you are mourning the loss of your husband, but as soon as that time has passed please consider me as a suitor.

That said, I have received the deposit certificate and will send it off to the security company immediately.

I give you my word that I will not tell them what is inside the box, and I give you my word I will help motherless babies and puppies.

I adore you and I love you and dream of spending my life with you immediately after your speedy recovery.

New baby,
John F. Reed - Essentials Kit

ps - please send me more photos of you so my dreams can be more 'complete'


Date: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:01:09 +0000 (GMT)
From: "lehac security company" - info.lehacassure_companylondon@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: LEHAC ASSURE SECURITY COMPANY LTD
To: "John Reed"


LEHAC ASSURE SECURITY COMPANY LTD 27CANADA SQUARE
LONDON / 145HQ
UNITED KINGDOM .
TEL + 447031851030
FAX 00 44703184169

To

John F. Reed,

This is assurance security company London, we have no authorisation or access to any person consignment box. Itís only the depositor that knows the contains of his or her consignment box that deposited here in our company custody.

Delivering procedures:

(1).Forward your full informationís e.g.; Full name, Residential address , phone number and marriage status.

(2). Forward the deposited certificate which we gave late Dr.Elvis Roland Jean.

These will enable us to work fast into your transaction file and deliver it direct to your contact through our diplomat officer in your country.

Feedback / 24hours of service.

Mr.Henki Becker
Managing Director.
Call me + 447031851030.


Date: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:56:01 -0800 (PST)
From: "John Reed"
Subject: Re: LEHAC ASSURE SECURITY COMPANY LTD
To: "lehac security company" - info.lehacassure_companylondon@yahoo.co.uk

Wassup Henki!

Yo yo yo check it bitch, I done be all like attachin' this here deposit certificate n' shit.

What do you think of my slang? I'm practicing.

Anyway, even though you're a bitch I want you to know that I have attached the deposit certificate as instructed, and I have placed all my contact information.

John F. Reed
(212)867-5309
16530 Ventura Blvd. #500
Encino, CA 91436
Single and looking (if you catch my meaning bitch)

Please send me my boxes immediately.

I still don't have my boxes. Send them now.

FASTER!

SEND THEM FASTER!

Ok, slow down there Big Kahuna - I don't need them that fast.

What more can I do?

Please confirm.

Butterlfy,
John F. Reed - Butterfly Pavilion


Date: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 05:00:32 -0500 (EST)
From: "Evangelist Ruth Elvis Roland" - ev_ruthz@yahoo.ca
Subject: Fwd: Re: LEHAC ASSURE SECURITY COMPANY LTD
To: johnfrancisreed@yahoo.com

Dear beloved John F. Reed,

What is wrong with you by sending this kind of mail to the security company,i am suprise to receive this kind of insult and disgrace mail from them. So you are not a child of God ?,well thank God for the early mistake. Why must you called the security company director a bitch what is the maining. Infarct may God forgive you and also open your eye to see the true way.

Bye,
Sister Ruth Elvis Roland


Date: Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:19:16 -0800 (PST)
From: "John Reed"
Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: LEHAC ASSURE SECURITY COMPANY LTD
To: "Evangelist Ruth Elvis Roland" - ev_ruthz@yahoo.ca

Dearest Ruth Elvis Roland,

You must try to understand that I was simply practicing the 'slang' terminology more commonly used amongst unwed/single mothers in my Christian Community. It is sad and unfortunate that they speak so rudely, and I feel fowl and dirty for using that language, but if I am going to help these women and their children and donate to their Godly needs then I must speak as they.

I want them to trust me as you trust me.

This was all a misunderstanding. I did not mean to offend.

I am a child of the Almighty and I apologize. You yourself are a child of the Almighty and therefor you must forgive me. You must forgive me because the BIBLE demands you forgive me.

As soon as I am done with this email I am heading straight to my church for confession so I can rid my soul of ever having hurt you.

Please, let us continue this business.

I love and adore you,
John F. Reed - Halleluliah


Date: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 06:59:24 -0500 (EST)
From: "Evangelist Ruth Elvis Roland" - ev_ruthz@yahoo.ca
Subject: Our Lord is a faithful God.
To: "John Reed"

Dear beloved John F. Reed,

This donation is for the work of God , donít allow the spirit of that money to control you. Use it accordingly as I was directed to you by helping orphans and other work of God in the society so that the name of the Almighty will be glorify in heaven. Again I have forwarded a latter of apology to the security company director ,so what you will do is to contact him and ask him to deliver the consignment box to your contact. Please let me drop here my doctor is here to give me a treatment.

God bless you.

From your faithfully sister Ruth Elvis Roland.


Date: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 07:02:50 -0800 (PST)
From: "John Reed"
Subject: Re: Our Lord is a faithful God.
To: "Evangelist Ruth Elvis Roland" - ev_ruthz@yahoo.ca

Gorgeous Ruth Elvis Roland,

I will not allow the Almighty's money donation to fall into the wrong hands or control me. All I care about is helping orphans and performing His works in my society.

I envy your doctor. He gets to be up close and personal with you. I would also like to be close to you. I would give you many treatments, MANY. I would give you long deep treatments as you and I both cry out His name and perform His works in our society.

I hope the security company director forgives me. I don't know how or why he thinks I made a mistake, but again I can assure you I did not. Let's continue with this business immediately. I promise it will move along smoothly.

Big Red Car,
John F. Reed - Wiggles