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Jessica Cynthia

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

Attention: Sir,

FOR THE BEAUTY PAGEANT CONTEST

I Miss Jessica Cynthia, from California but based in nigeria, western africa region coast, hereby confirmed and tested for the just concluded world beauty pageant contest that was held in South Africa.

I was second stage third runner-up but lost out in the finals. It was a painful experience because I had most of what it took to wear the much-coveted crown. I think I lost out because of the incompetence and lackadaisical attitude of my manager. I had to relieve him of his duties. Hence, I am using this medium to legitimately search for a manager that will be as a sideman to me, through all my contest which will be his obligation (duty). Even if I do not emerge winner of the contest, I stand to get modeling contracts from prestigious designer outfits and companies all over the world.

However, whomever will be the manager for me, will earn US$1.2million per annum and he will be with me for one year off-shore service in the various parts of the world. Some other benefits that will be for him, will be discussed in the course of our email or telephone correspondence. (I need a single gentleman or lady, smart and who has a good dress sense. However, origin of the individual plays no important role for me as such a person can be either Caucasian, Hispanic, Black or Colored genealogical background. As a manager, the following items will be given to you and some requirements will be needed from you which are as follows:

Items given:
i. offshore green card
ii. Tickets will be booked free for one year tourism with me.
iii. Accommodation
iv. Official Vehicle

Requirements needed:
i. Full name
ii. Contact address
iii. Age, Occupation
iv. Country of origin
v. State
vi. Private telephone and fax numbers for easy contact
vii. A full-sized recently taken-photograph to be sent through
email scanning to my email address: jessica_cynthia01@yahoo.com

My Fitness/Profile
Name: Jessica Cynthia
Height: 5ft, 10in
Fitness: Slim/athletic
Complexion: Light but tanning
hair: long stretched
Color of Eyes: brown

If you are interested, register your willingness by sending the requirements contained in this email to this email address: jessica_cynthia01@yahoo.com All terms are negotiable.

Thank you for your anticipated co-operation

Yours faithfully,

Miss Jessica Cynthia

I have attached my pix to this email for your viewing.


From: John Reed
Subject: RE:
To: jessica_cynthia01@yahoo.com
Date: Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 9:44 PM

Sweet Miss Jessica,

I've never managed someone from the side, but you look flexible enough so I'm willing to give it a try.

Your story is a touching one, and it touches me much like how I envision touching you. Please, tell me, what can I do to help?

Yours,
John F. Reed - A Manager's Manager


From: Jessica Cynthia - jessica_cynthia01@yahoo.com
Subject: RE:
Date: Saturday, February 7, 2009, 5:03 AM

John,

I received your email but it is with mixed feeling because I do not know what exactly you have in mind. I am a world-class model and modeling for me is not just fun but real business that pays my bills. You sound as if you want to have an intimate relationship with me. If that is what you have in mind, then you cannot be my manager. I never condone such so please disabuse your mind from such. if you must work with me, you will remain a manager and nothing more. I hope you are in the right state of mind to pick up the job. if you think so, then you can write my lawyer. He will continue correspondence with you on my behalf. His name is Mark Haastrup and his email address is mark_haastrup2@yahoo.com. You can contact him via email.

Send the needed requirement contained in my first email to him and please concentrate on business. Frivolities never pay anyone.

Jessica


RE:
Monday, February 9, 2009 11:53 AM
From: "John Reed"
To: jessica_cynthia01@yahoo.com

Dearest Cynthia,

It is natural that you are nervous about our upcoming relationship. I was nervous too. But I saw your photos and I was immediately smitten with the idea of managing you.

I don't want an intimate relationship. I'm sorry if I gave that impression. I only want to 'pay your bills', if you know what I'm saying. I want very much to 'pick up the job'. And then I want to 'correspond'. And then, when I can't take it anymore I'm going to write all over your lawyer.

Frivolities never pay anyone, this is true, but I've paid for frivolities. Small world...

Yours,
John F. Reed - Mmm. Y.Eah


RE:
Monday, February 9, 2009 11:59 AM
From: "John Reed"
To: jessica_cynthia01@yahoo.com

Hello Jessica Cynthia,

I just wrote a letter to you lawyer Mark, but the email address you gave me is not working. Do you have another one for him I could contact? I am very eager to engage in this strictly business relationship.

Again I apologize if I gave the wrong impression of my intentions. I do not want a lust-filled erotic and passionate love affair with you. I apologize again if that is what I made you feel. I want only the strictest of business relationships. I am an excellent manager. I want to manage you.

Thank you,
John F. Reed - Fighting B.O.


... mark's email
Tuesday, February 10, 2009 6:57 AM
From: "Jessica Cynthia" - jessica_cynthia01@yahoo.com

Hi John,

Thank you for your emails. I made a mistake in Mark's email address. His correct email address is haastrup_lawfirm2@yahoo.com Please write him ASAP and let us know if we can work together. I will also like that you send me a recently taken photo of yourself via email attachment. We shall work on the modalities of a face to face meeting soonest.

Your subsequent emails seem business-like enough and I appreciate it but please do not mistake me for a dull or brooding girl because I am a fun-loving person and easy to be around. I laugh a lot and love horse-riding and swimming. I can be very serious when it comes to business or making fortunes. Please understand that. I think that largely has to do with my background because I never knew my dad and grew up in a rather hard and rough manner but I was able to imbibe healthy habits and develope a strong will for success in life. Although I am may look as if I am made of steel but I am a very emotional person and soft inside. My former manager knew this and probably tried to take advantage of it when we did a contract with OMPADEC. That was the beginning of a good relationship going sour between us and eventually this final straw made me terminate our contract. I will say no more for now until I know what kind of manager you will be.

Please talk to Mark via the above-stated email address.

Regards,

Jessica

I will send you more pix when I finish with my photo gallery this week


Re: ... mark's email
Tuesday, February 10, 2009 2:30 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: jessica_cynthia01@yahoo.com

Hello Jessica,

I have attached a photo of myself. I am a cowboy. I want very much to work out the modalities of us coming face to face.

I do not mistake you for a dull or brooding girl. I appreciate you for who you are, fun-loving and easy. I like that you're easy, because I'm hard. Opposites attract - and this is yet another reason why I think our business partnership is perfect. You're easy, I'm hard, and that just means we'll fit together like two piece of a puzzle.

I'm sorry you never knew your dad. That is a hard way to grow up. But, still, as you said you're soft inside so that means you're a good person. I like working with people who are soft inside.

I will email your lawyer right now. I am pleased we are now doing business together. I look forward to more photos from your new photo gallery.

Truckstops,
John F. Reed - Hustling BJs


Fw: ... mark's email
Tuesday, February 10, 2009 2:32 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: haastrup_lawfirm2@yahoo.com

Hello Mark,

Jessica Cynthia, the world famous model, suggested I contact you about the legalities of my becoming her manager.

I am ready to help and work with you. Please tell me what I must do next.

Jessica is soft inside. She is easy and I am hard and together we will be the perfect model/manager combination.

Under the Covers,
John F. Reed - Volume IV


REQUIREMENTS FOR THE MANAGERIAL POSITION
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 2:48 AM
From: "Mark Haastrup" - haastrup_lawfirm2@yahoo.com

From Haastrup & Haastrup CHambers
Lagos Nigeria

To: John F. Reed
U.S.A.

Sir, we received your email and the contents therein are noted and well understood. Miss Jessica is not in the country at the moment. I believe she must have informed you of her whereabouts. She is presently in South Africa after the last Edition of the Miss World Contest was concluded in December. She is due back to Nigeria by this weekend. It may interest you to know that Miss Jessica is one of our biggest clients and so we hope to make sure the best is delivered to her in terms of quality service and legal undertakings for which she hired us.

Sir, also worthy of mentioning is that two other individuals have signified their interest to Haastrup & Haastrup Chambers of managing Miss Jessica's modeling schedules. They have submitted their Curriculum Vitae (CVs) but are yet to be given the job. I will talk to Miss Jessica about you.

Meanwhile Sir, below are the requirements:
i. Full name
ii. Contact address
iii. Age, Occupation
iv. Country of origin
v. State
vi. Private telephone and fax numbers for easy contact
vii. A personal and comprehensive biodata of yourself or Resume.
viii. A full sized personal photograph

Haastrup & Haastrup Chambers Solicitors & Advocates of the Appellate Court will also like to know if you have managed anyone in this capacity or other endeavours before now.

On receipt of the above information, you shall be required to come down to Nigeria to sign the Deed of Agreement / Contract and other necessary documentation that will serve as legal instrument to the Contract. Remuneration stands at USD1,200,000.00 for a one year contract which is renewable on expiration of the old one in lieu of this. This amount represents your remuneration (salary) and also covers all cost of logistics such as traveling expenses, hotel accommodations and other miscealleanous expenditures during this one-year period. After the expiration of the year in view, your managerial post shall either be confirmed which means renewal of contract or terminated. The legal workings shall be communicated to you in the course of time.

Sir, in the event that you cannot come to Nigeria for the endorsement of the Deed of Agreement, we shall undertake to mail the documents to you via regular post delivery to your address or you will be required to appoint an attorney here to sign the documents on your behalf. Although I personally believe Miss Jessica would prefer that you come to Nigeria and sign the papers in person.

We urge that you meet the above-stated requirements in the shortest possible time as we have other applicants and nomination shall be done based on the best-qualified candidate for the job.

Thank you for your anticipated co-operation in this regard.

Yours faithfully, Mark Haastrup
For: Haastrup & Haastrup Chambers
Solicitors and Advocates of the Appellate Court


Re: REQUIREMENTS FOR THE MANAGERIAL POSITION
Thursday, February 12, 2009 12:03 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: haastrup_lawfirm2@yahoo.com

Marky Mark,

How's the Funky Bunch? I'm so excited to be talking to you.

Anyway, Miss Jessica's in South Africa? That's so exotic! I am very much looking forward to her new gallery upon her return. She'll probably need a massage when she gets back from that stressful trip. And a bath. A massage and a bath. See, these are the things I think about because I'm going to be her manager and I need to know that these are the things she needs. I'm on top of her. I'm ready to manage her and find her the best bath and the best massage. Because I'm a manager and that's what managers do. And if I can find it, I'm prepared to roll up my sleeves, get some lube, cancel all my appointments and do it myself.

That's how dedicated I am.

I'm getting ahead of myself. You have asked for information and I am willing to provide it.

Here it is:
i. John Francis Reed
ii. 16530 Ventura Blvd. #500 Encino, CA 91436
iii. 39, Philosopher
iv. AMERICAN
v. California
vi. (212)867-5309
vii. What is a 'biodata'?
viii. Photo attached

By the way, what is a 'biodata'? Tell me what it is and I'll get it to you immediately. If I can't find it, you better believe I'm going to roll up my sleeves, get some lube, and give it to you.

Let's do business for Jessica. Let's do Jessica right. Let's do her good. Let's do her long.

Yours,
John F. Reed - Lubed And Ready


REQUIREMENTS FOR THE MANAGERIAL POSITION
Thursday, February 12, 2009 11:30 PM
From: Mark Haastrup - haastrup_lawfirm2@yahoo.com
To: John Reed

From Haastrup & Haastrup Chambers
Lagos - Nigeria

To: Mr. John F. Reed
U.S.A.

How are you today? Hope you are fine sir. You do not have to worry much about the issue of bio-data since you have already given that to us. I used that word because am not sure if you are British or American. I schooled in Britain and over there, a biodata stands a brief personal history given by the person in question. In America it is either Resume or Curriculum Vitae.

However, I spoke to Miss Jessica about you and she says you have also been in contact with her. Nevertheless sir, there are two issues you have to clarify quickly before we can go on.

1. Miss Jessica says you claim to be a "cowboy" but in the email you sent me, you indicated that you are a philosopher. That to me is a conflicting tendency because we as a legal firm, like to indulge only honest and precise people. Please clarify this quickly.

2. The second issue is that of signing the contact papers that will certify you as manager should in case we prefer to work with you as one. Are you able to come to Nigeria for this purpose or you prefer to nominate an attorney here to do it for you?

Please clear this and I shall tell you the next thing to do.

Yours faithfully,
Barrister Mark Haastrup
For: Haastrup & Haastrup Chambers


Re: REQUIREMENTS FOR THE MANAGERIAL POSITION
Friday, February 13, 2009 10:31 AM
From: John Reed"
To: haastrup_lawfirm2@yahoo.com

Barrister Mark Haastrup,

Im doing fine today. Why, yes, I am fine! If you tell me not to worry about the bio-data, I wont worry about the bio-data. Dont be ashamed of your British schooling. Granted your British schooling might not match many of the standards in most American schools, but Im sure the tea was fantastic!

Nevertheless, Im glad that youve been in contact with Miss Jessica about being in contact with me. Now, let me answer your two concerns.

1 A cowboy is an honorary American term for philosopher. Philosophers often spend their time out in the wilderness pondering the truths of the universe. Cowboys, historically, spend their time out in the wilderness pondering these same things. So, philosophically speaking, I can say both that I am a philosopher pretending to be a cowboy AND that I am a cowboy pretending to be a philosopher since both titles transcend any grounded, earthly definition. Still, if you need to pick just one for your forms please use Cowboy.

2 If I cold nominate an attorney to do the work for me that would be best. My travel plans dont have me coming anywhere near Nigeria for quite a while.

I hope this clarifies things! If there is anything else please let me know and when you speak to Miss Jessica please tell her Im eagerly awaiting her next gallery.

U-571,
John F. Reed Only Four Bucks


Re: REQUIREMENTS FOR THE MANAGERIAL POSITION
Saturday, February 14, 2009 7:16 AM
From: "Mark Haastrup" - haastrup_lawfirm2@yahoo.com

From Haastrup & Haastrup Chambers
Lagos - Nigeria

To: Mr. John F. Reed
U.S.A.

I received your email sir and the contents are noted. Again I have communicated your correspondence to Miss Jessica. She is due back in Nigeria by tomorrow (evening flight). She said she would really prefer to see you in person but I had to convince her that you can sign the documents now (using an attorney here) and we can arrange a meetng to see you at a later date. I had quite a tough time convincing her and if not that I am her legal adviser, she would have acted otherwise.

Now coming to the implication of using an attorney, it means that you will pay the attorney charges for the chambers that will sign/endorse the Contract Validation Papers on your behalf since you are unable to do so in person at the moment. I will nominate an attorney here and give you their chambers contact number and email address for you to call or write them an email and then you will pay their charges for standing as attorney for you. Attorney charges down here are usually not very expensive. For a contract signing of this magnitude we are signing it should not take more than seven or eight thousand american dollars. After signing, I will send you copies through DHL to your address in the U.S. As soon as that is done, you can consider yourself Jessica's attorney. She can even arrange a meeting with you over there in California as her modelling job demands her to travel at very short notices.

Revert back to me as soon as possible. I await your response.

Yours faithfully,
Barrister Mark Haastrup Esq.


Re: REQUIREMENTS FOR THE MANAGERIAL POSITION
Monday, February 16, 2009 11:25 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: haastrup_lawfirm2@yahoo.com

Marky Mark,

I am very interested in hiring an attorney in Nigeria to represent me and my business.

I require two things, however.

1 - The attorney's fees are a bit low. Only seven or eight thousand? I don't know how things are done in Nigeria, but here in AMERICA seven to eight thousand gets you a first time rookie lawyer straight out of law school. I want you to find me a more expensive lawyer - someone who's battle harden and proven himself worthy before judges and juries.

2 - I want to see more of what I'm expected to manage. I've been asking for Cynthia's newest gallery from her latest modeling performance for a while now. Unless I see what I'm representing I don't want a part of this deal. Still, you are a lawyer and you've been professional so far so I have no reason to question your abilities.

Consider this my reverting. You may now revert to me.

When I Feel Quiet,
John F. Reed - For A While ... ... For A While

ps - There's a chance my business dealings will have me traveling to Cameroon later this summer. If this does pan out and I do indeed fly to Cameroon, would that be of some assistance? Regardless of my possible Cameroon trip - I still want legal representation in your country. I hear the melons in Nigeria are bigger than the melons in Cameroon anyway - and nothing makes a tired businessman such as myself feel more relaxed than a big pair of melons.


Re: REQUIREMENTS FOR THE MANAGERIAL POSITION
Tuesday, February 17, 2009 6:37 AM
From: "Mark Haastrup" - haastrup_lawfirm2@yahoo.com

From Haastrup & Haastrup Chambers
Lagos - Nigeria

To: Mr. John F. Reed
U.S.A.

I received your email sir and the contents are noted. I was able to find out a reputable lawyer yesterday. The chambers name is Taiye Ore Chambers. He is a fine lawyer and gentleman and has about 15 lawyers working in his chambers. He has represented the state government on cases bothering on land disputes and what have you. He has also worked for eminent individuals and human rights groups. His chambers contact is tel: 234-6-80344478, fax: 234-6-80344478 their email address is taiyeore@gmail.com their telephone number appears also to be their fax so it may be on fax tone if you call but it will be easier if you reach them by email.

Talking about attorney charges, I want you to know that Nigeria and the U.S. are not the same. Attorney charges here are more or less considerable judging by the currency exchange of dollar as against the local currency here. You know the dollar appears to be the strongest currency for which other currencies are regulated so it appears cheap to you but in equivalent it is just right for the charges. Barrister Taiye cannot sign the contract validation documents more that eight thousand American dollars because charges are made in lieu of contract volume involved. Please contact him today and let me know. An attorney does not have to be more expensive for him to perform a good job. Or don't you think so?

Coming to Cameroon could avail us the opportunity to meet face to face but I think Miss Jessica is due for the U.S. earlier than you think. On the issue of her picture gallery, you can ask her and I believe she will send those to you.

Revert back to me at the earliest.

Yours faithfully,
Barrister Mark Haastrup Esq.


Your latest gallery
Tuesday, February 17, 2009 11:24 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: jessica_cynthia01@yahoo.com

Hello Jessica Cynthia,

I just spoke with Barrister Mark Haastrup, who told me to ask you for your latest gallery. I would like to look it over for no reason other than to get a better feel and understanding of the person/product I hope to soon be representing.

I must also commend you on recommending Barrister Mark Haastrup. He is taking into consideration my inability to travel to Nigeria and has set me up with a lawyer in your home country. He is a gentleman of the highest standard.

So, please send me your latest gallery immediately so that I might better understand what I will soon be representing. The more I see, the more I understand. The more I understand, the more I enjoy. And as you already know I have all the lube I need for maximum enjoyment - which I will use as a learning experience to better provide excellent management and representation.

Superbad,
John F. Reed - Crazy Friends


Re: REQUIREMENTS FOR THE MANAGERIAL POSITION
Tuesday, February 17, 2009 11:37 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: haastrup_lawfirm2@yahoo.com
Cc: taiyeore@gmail.com

Barrister Mark Haastrup and Taiye Ore Chambers,

First of all, thank you Barrister Mark Haastrup for introducing me to Taiye Ore Chambers. From your description he sounds very much like the kind of man I want to be in business with. Thank you also for explaining to me the power of the dollar over other currencies in your country and the standard operating prices for such legal matters.

You're right, an attorney does not have to be more expensive to perform a good job, but maybe it's just the way I was raised. My father always told me that you get what you pay for. "Pay for an architect, get an architect. Pay for a whore, get a whore." I've paid for 'whores' far more often than I've paid for 'architects', if you know what I mean. Granted you get better results with the architects, but sometimes you just need the whore.

What I'm trying to say is, 'why go out for burgers when you can have steak at home.' You know what I'm saying to you? When you do business with someone you often look at her and wonder, 'does the carpet match the curtains?' My father taught me many of these professional business sayings and ponderings that he learned from his decades of experience doing business all around the world.

'You can't make an omlet,' he would tell me, 'without breaking a few eggs and cooking them on a pan or skillet.' He was a wise man.

Just before he passed he said to me, and this is something I hold very dear that I'm sure Mr. Haastrup and Mr. Chambers will both appreciate being professional business men, 'if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.'

Anyway.

I am crying just a bit thinking of my late father. I am happy that I am able to share some of his wisdom with you.

Tell me, Mr. Chambers, what it is you need from me so that we may proceed.

KEC,
John F. Reed - Green, White, and Red

ps - McLovin's old enough to party


RE:
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 3:43 AM
From: "Mark Haastrup" - haastrup_lawfirm2@yahoo.com

From Haastrup & Haastrup Chambers
Lagos - Nigeria

To: Mr. John F. Reed
U.S.A.

I received your email sir and the contents are noted. I can only hope that you are the right person to be Miss Jessica's manager because you sound very strange by your emails. Anyway, have you written to Mr. Taiye Ore's chamber? Whatever response you get from there, please let me know. You only have to realize that this modelling contract is a very serious one that requires careful and precise attention.

Revert back to me sir.

Yours faithfully,
Barrister Mark Haastrup Esq.


LEGAL REPRESENTATION
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 4:59 AM
From: "taiye ore" - taiyeore@googlemail.com

FIND ATTACHED SIR.


RE:
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 9:41 AM
From: "John Reed"
To: haastrup_lawfirm2@yahoo.com

Barrister Mark Haassttrruupp,

I don't mean to sound strange in my emails. But, like you've said before, you were schooled in London and I schooled in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA and there's a difference in cultures, educations, lubricants, customs and traditions. So what might sound strange to you is totally normal here, and, likewise, what you say that might sound strange to me might be totally normal there.

This is why I enjoy speaking with you and doing professional business with you because you and I are intelligent individuals willing to reach around the world.

I have written to Mr. Taiye Ore, and he sent me back a form or certificate or some such thing. It wasn't very clear, and he didn't send me any information with regards to what I should do with said form or certificate. I plan on writing him back immediately after I finish reverting to you.

Crush Orange,
John F. Reed - With Other Natural Flavors


Re: LEGAL REPRESENTATION
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 10:12 AM
From: "John Reed"
To: "taiye ore" - taiyeore@googlemail.com

Sir Taiye Ore,

I have indeed found the attached, Sir, but you did not write anything in your email explaining to me what must be done with the attached, Sir.

Please revert on to me any and all instructions as necessary for the attached, Sir.

In the meantime, Sir, please note my attached, Sir. I am AMAZED that the legal documentation I have been using for my managerial businesses look EXACTLY like the legal documentation you've been using for you services.

Just amazing.

Great minds, as they say, think alike. Great minds think alike.

I look forward to your instructions pertaining to the attached, Sir.

Two, One, Two Six Three,
John F. Reed - V1 and D1


BARRISTER TAIYE'S LETTER TO YOU
Thursday, February 19, 2009 3:11 AM
From: "Mark Haastrup" - haastrup_lawfirm2@yahoo.com

From Haastrup & Haastrup Chambers
Lagos - Nigeria

To: Mr. John F. Reed

I received your email and the contents are well understood. I appreciate your explanation about custom differences and am sure you are going to do a great job for Miss Jessica.

Meanwhile, I was able to speak with Barrister Taiye Ore. He told me that the document he sent you was neither a certificate nor a form. It was his normal letterhead paper that he prepared and stated the requirements of standing as your attorney. He promised to re-send it to you and he also sent me a copy for my perusal. He actually indicate in that letter that his charges stand at $6,750 American dollars and he said you should send it through western union to him. I told you that he will not charge much because of currency differences. He said you should send the money through his personal assistant by the name Mr. Nicholas Aleogho Osibemeh. You can send the money today by western union so that he will do the signing of the documents tomorrow and send you copies through DHL to your address. You also have to send your mailing address to him.

Once the money is sent to him, please also send me a copy of the payment information like the MTCN or control number and the test question and answer so that I can have a copy of the evidence of payment.

Miss Jessica spoke to me also yesterday and I asked about her picture gallery. She will send you some. She is back to the country and will be due for Madrid Spain sometime in April. A very busy girl indeed but she is always nice to be with.

Please revert back to me at the earliest.

Yours faithfully,
Barrister Mark Haastrup


Re: LEGAL REPRESENTATION
Thursday, February 19, 2009 3:26 AM
From: "taiye ore" - taiyeore@googlemail.com
To: "John Reed"

SIR, I PREPARED A DOCUMENT TO SEND TO YOU BY FAX BUT MARK HAASTRUP DID NOT HAVE YOUR FAX NUMBER SO I DECIDED TO SEND IT THROUGH EMAIL ATTACHMENT. HE CALLED THIS MORNING TO SAY THAT YOU WERE UNABLE TO ACCESS THE INFORMATION IN THE DOCUMENT. BASED ON THAT, I UNDERTOOK TO SEND IT AGAIN.

PLEASE FIND ATTACHED FOR NECESSARY ACTION.

THANK YOU.

TAIYE ORE ESQ.


jessy
Thursday, February 19, 2009 4:04 AM
From: "Jessica Cynthia" - jessica_cynthia01@yahoo.com

john,

my lawyer says that you guys have not finalized the contract whatever that you are working on. he also told me that you are unable to come to nigeria to see me. i am going to madrid spain by this weekend. if you could meet me there but for me to endorse you as my manager, i must see you in person. i hate dealing with email alone without seeing people involved bcos some con artistes or fraudsters hide under the guise of the computer and claim to be what they are not. if you cannot come, then am sorry that there will be no deal. meanwhile, i cannot send u more pictures except the two that i attach here in this email bcos i do not know much about you yet. i hope you understand my skepticism. i just took this two this morning and decided to send you. the camera that did it is enhanced camcorder. like it???

talk to u later boy.

jessy


Re: BARRISTER TAIYE'S LETTER TO YOU
Thursday, February 19, 2009 2:45 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: haastrup_lawfirm2@yahoo.com

Barrister Mark Haastrup,

Thank you for speaking with Barrister Taiye Ore. I've spoken with him as well. I plan to revert to him immediately after reverting to you.

Mr. Nicholas Aleogho Osibemeh sounds like a trustworthy assistant. Still, I've done all my business dealings with you. Are you sure you wouldn't rather I send the money to you instead? If you say send it to Mr. Nicholas Aleogho Osibemeh, I'll send it to Mr. Nicholas Aleogho Osibemeh. If you say send it to you, I'll send it to you.

Just give me one more reverted email of confirmation.

I know you trust Mr. Nicholas Aleogho Osibemeh, but I just want one more email of confirmation.

Fantasy Baseball,
John F. Reed - I Got Matsui


Re: LEGAL REPRESENTATION
Thursday, February 19, 2009 2:50 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: "taiye ore" - taiyeore@googlemail.com

BARRSITER TAIYE ORE,

I HAVE READ YOUR DOCUMENT AND STUDIED YOUR INSTRUCTIONS AND REVERTED THAT INFORMATION TO BARRISTER MARK HAASTRUP.

UPON RECEIVING CONFIRMATION FROM BARRISTER MARK HAASTRUP THAT I MUST INDEED WIRE THE MONIES TO NICHOLAS ALEOGHO OSIBEMEH, I WILL DO JUST THAT.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR EMAILS AND ATTACHMENTS AND REVERTING.

DAFT PUNK,
JOHN F. REED - HOMEWORK


Re: jessy
Thursday, February 19, 2009 3:01 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: "Jessica Cynthia" - jessica_cynthia01@yahoo.com

Hey Jessica Cynthia,

We have not finalized the contract, but we are indeed working on it. I'm waiting for Barrister Mark Haastrup to confirm that do indeed need to wire monies to Mr. Nicholas Aleogho Osibemeh - his assistant. Once I get confirmation to send Mr. Nicholas Aleogho Osibemeh money, I will send money to Mr. Nicholas Aleogho Osibemeh. Mr. Nicholas Aleogho Osibemeh sounds like a trustworthy fellow, and I have no problems sending Mr. Nicholas Aleogho Osibemeh some money. I'm just waiting for confirmation.

I could meet you in Madrid if you want. I travel to Europe relatively often (about seven or eight times a year). But I can assure you I'm not a con artist, I'm not a fraudster, and I'm not a shady individual. You can trust me. I'm in constant communication with two lawyers AND you, and I've arranged confirmation from Mark Haastrup. I'm on top of things.

If you would like to know more about me, just ask. What would you like to know? Skepticism is natural and big and round and lucious and soft and jiggles in your hand just so... Believe me, I know. But if you have any questions about me just ask.

I like your photos, and their very very very pretty. I 'looked' at them this morning (and a couple times again this afternoon), and I hope to 'look' at them again tonight. Still, those aren't the photos I was promised from your latest photo shoot.

I hate to be a pest, but can I see more?

Regardless, the mushrooms are turning on me and I'm laying down the legal preparations to becoming your manager.

I'll 'talk' to you later, girl.

I Want To Dance,
John F. Reed - I Can't Dance


EXPLAIN THE PHRASE
Friday, February 20, 2009 3:22 AM
From: "taiye ore" - taiyeore@googlemail.com

SIR, ARE YOU JOKING WITH ALL THIS. I AM A VERY BUSY LAWYER AND HAVE NO TIME FOR MEANINGLESS JOKES. HOW CAN YOU END YOUR LETTER WITH THE PHRASE "DAFT PUNK". MOREOVER WHAT SORT OF CONFIRMATION WOULD YOU BE NEEDING FROM HAASTRUP WHEN HE ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT YOU SHOULD SEND THE CHARGES TO US? PLEASE DO NOT WRITE ME AGAIN IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED FOR BUSINESS.

THANK YOU.

TAIYE ORE ESQ.


Re: BARRISTER TAIYE'S LETTER TO YOU
Friday, February 20, 2009 4:11 AM
From: "Mark Haastrup" - haastrup_lawfirm2@yahoo.com

From Haastrup & Haastrup Chambers
Lagos - Nigeria

To: Mr. John F. Reed

Go ahead and pay to the name you have been given.

Yours faithfully,
Barrister Mark Haastrup


Re: EXPLAIN THE PHRASE
Friday, February 20, 2009 3:55 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: "taiye ore" - taiyeore@googlemail.com

SIR,

I'M SORRY, BUT ARE YOU THE ONE THAT'S JOKING? YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY BUSY BUSINESS PERSON INVOLVED? I HAVE NOT ONCE INCLUDED A MEANINGLESS JOKE IN ANY OF MY CORRESPONDENCE WITH YOU OR ANYONE ELSE. EVERY JOKE I INCLUDE HAS MEANING! I HAVE NOT INCLUDED ONE OF MY MEANINGFUL JOKES IN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION, BUT IF I HAD YOU COULD BE REST ASSURED IT WOULD BE A MEANINGFUL ONE.

I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO REPORT YOU AND YOUR RUDE BEHAVIOR AND YOUR UNPROFESSIONAL ATTITUDE TO A TRUE LAWYER, BARRISTER MARK HAASTRUP.

PLEASE HAVE NO MORE CORRESPONDENCE WITH ME. FROM NOW ON ALL COMMUNICATION WILL BE WITH MR. HAASTRUP. I AM GOING TO SEND THE MONEY TODAY, AND I WILL NOT TELL YOU ANY OF THE DETAILS. I WILL TELL ONLY BARRISTER MARK HAASTRUP - A TRUSTWORTHY INDIVIDUAL WHO SHITS ON PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

THAT'S RIGHT, HE SHITS ON PEOPLE LIKE YOU. PEOPLE LIKE YOU DESERVE TO BE SHIT ON.

YOU ARE A BASTARD AND I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL WITH A FRESH, HOT, STEAMY PILE OF SHIT ON YOUR HEAD YOU IGNORANT, PIG-RAPING, BOIL-INFESTED, COCK-POLISHING, HORSE-FUCKER.

Love,
John F. Reed - Anger Management Counselor


Re: BARRISTER TAIYE'S LETTER TO YOU
Friday, February 20, 2009 3:58 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: haastrup_lawfirm2@yahoo.com

Barrister Mark Haastrup,

I no longer wish to do business with Taiye Ore. He is very rude and unprofessional and I have already sent him a polite message asking that he no longer contact me.

If it's ok with you, kind and professional sir, I will continue all communications about this management transaction with you alone. I have sent the money, as requested.

Tell your assistant. Tell Jessica. But do NOT tell Taiye Ore.

Welcome,
John F. Reed - To LAX


Thank you for your time
Saturday, February 21, 2009 3:20 AM
From: "Mark Haastrup" - haastrup_lawfirm2@yahoo.com

From Haastrup & Haastrup Chambers
Lagos - Nigeria

To: Mr. John F. Reed
U.S.A.

Thank you very much for your email sir.

First I want to know what you mean by scanning and re-sending the document that Mr. Taiye Ore sent to you and then involving in the stamp the "419" code. Do you think this contract has anything to do with Nigerian scam? Taiye and myself are very busy people and if you doubt the contract, you should have come to Nigeria to see for yourself instead of wasting our precious time. Anyway, I told you before that three (3) of you indicated interest in the contract but you wrote directly to Miss Jessica and she wanted me to work with you. Now all that will change because I will tell her that you doubt the contract and that you think it is scam. I shall now present the second person that indicate interest to her and work with that man.

Thank you very much again for your time.

Best regards,
Mark Haastrup Esq.


Re: Thank you for your time
Saturday, February 21, 2009 9:01 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: haastrup_lawfirm2@yahoo.com

You are welcome very much sir.

I didn't mean anything by scanning and resending Taiye's document. Why? Because I DIDN'T scan it or resend it. I simply sent a copy of a legal document written up for me by the Westmeyer Law Offices of Toldeo, Ohio. The telephone area code for Toledo is 419. Any connection between Toledo's telephone area code and this 'Nigerian scam' is purely coincidental.

If anyone's wasting anyone's precious time - it's you wasting mine. I did everything that was asked of me, I've complied and reverted and communicated with every barrister and lawyer I was instructed to.

I will head to Western Union tomorrow, pay the cancellation fee, and have the money I put through for transfer terminated.

Abin Sur,
John F. Reed - Space Sector 2814


hey, are u there!!
Monday, February 23, 2009 1:27 AM
From: "Jessica Cynthia" - jessica_cynthia01@yahoo.com

hi John,

hope you are doing great. you did not even acknowledge my pictures that i sent you last week. i should send you more but you must appreciate ladies before they accept you or don't you think so........

awaiting your response.

warm regards,
jessy cy


Re: hey, are u there!!
Monday, February 23, 2009 10:20 AM
From: "John Reed"
To: jessica_cynthia01@yahoo.com

Jessy Cy,

I did acknowledge the images you sent me last week. I acknowledged them firmly. And I've been singing your praises ever since, if you know what I mean. As a matter of fact, I sang your praises just this morning. Excellent pictures. Very useful. I enjoyed them and I would very much like to see many more.

You do indeed have a talent, and that is why I very much hope to manage you. I want to manage all over you. Managing you is definitely something I can see myself doing for a very long time. You have a gift that needs to be exposed to the world.

Currently there is some difficulty between Mark Haastrup and I. Taiye Ore is out of the picture because it is of my opinion that he is a foolish man who has no place in our serious business. But don't worry about Mark Haastrup and I - we will soon iron out any wrinkles.

You are beautiful and need to be exposed to the world.

Pepper,
Johnny Re - Experience More


... burying the hatchet and moving on
Tuesday, February 24, 2009 8:43 AM
From: "Mark Haastrup" - haastrup_lawfirm2@yahoo.com

From Haastrup & Haastrup Chambers
Lagos - Nigeria

To: Mr. John F. Reed
U.S.A.

Yesterday Miss Jessica and I had a talk about the situation presently. I have spoken to Taiye and he is very much calm now. In order not to waste more time and energy, I shall advise that you proceed to the nearest western union office this afternoon and make the payment of $6,750 to the name of Charles Martin who is my personal assistant. I will do the payment to Taiye by hand.

If we had any difference before now, I advise that we "bury the hatchet" and do business like two mature people. I shall be waiting for the control number or the MTCN as the case may be. The test question and answer can be simplified by you and the place is Lagos - Nigeria.

I shall be waiting for the information.

Best regards,
Mark Haastrup Esq.


no more loss!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, February 24, 2009 8:58 AM
From: "Jessica Cynthia" - jessica_cynthia01@yahoo.com

spoken to my attorney and I think things will get straightened out from now on. anyway, where are you presently? can't a meeting be arranged??/

Jessy Cy


Re: ... burying the hatchet and moving on
Tuesday, February 24, 2009 12:22 PM
From: "John Reed
To: haastrup_lawfirm2@yahoo.com

Mark,

I'm happy you've spoken with Jessica. She's a kind and beautiful and fascinating woman.

Consider the hatchet buried. I am happy that I will no longer speak with Taiye again - the man is a moron. But I would be even happier if you never mention his name again. I would prefer that he never see a penny from this transaction. If you can make that happen, we shall proceed.

Next, who is Charles Martin? What ever happened to sending the money to Mr. Nicholas Aleogho Osibemeh as per your previous reverted revert?

To whom shall I send the $6750?

You know what. I'm getting tired of the back and forth. You are a fine man, Barrister Mark Hasstrup, but your organizational skills leave much to be desired. This entire contruct has been, forgive me, clumsy from the start.

So here is what I'm going to do. I'm going to send HALF the money now. Upon confirmation from you, and you alone, that the money did indeed go through I'll send the second HALF. Is that clear?

Tell Mr. Charles Martin to run out and gather $3,375 from his nearest Western Union branch.

The MTCN # is 5785348870.
Question : How long am I?
Answer : 10 inches.

Confirm to me when you next revert that Charles Martin did indeed receive the money. Only then will I send the second half.

Believe,
John F. Reed - Enterprises


Re: no more loss!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, February 24, 2009 12:37 PM
From: "John Reed"
To: jessica_cynthia01@yahoo.com

Between you and me?

Presently I'm on a plane to London. Business has me going to London, Nice, and Prague. Can you meet me?

I've begun the process of sending money to Mark Haastrup. I'm doing it on my terms - half now and half later.

Mark is a good man, but a clumsy lawyer.

You, on the other hand, are a fine and beautiful woman that I would be prod to manage. I wouldn't even mind if people filmed me managing you and distributed the video across the internet.

Still, I can't manage you completely. I want to, very much so, but there has to be NO SECRETS between us. Wouldn't you agree? We can hide nothing from eachother. To manage you I must become you. I need to know your likes and dislikes, your loves and fears, the size clothes you wear, you favorite color, ice cream, and music. I want it all.

The last two photos you sent me were two very different looking women. Either you sent me someone else's photo, or you're just such an amazing model that you can look like anything!

Please send more. The more revealing the better. I'm already shopping around the photos you sent me to various agencies here in Los Angeles and El Paso.

Precisely,
John F. Reed - Big Brown Lab


thanks a lot
Saturday, February 28, 2009 2:19 AM
From: "Mark Haastrup" - haastrup_lawfirm2@yahoo.com

From Haastrup & Haastrup Chambers
Lagos - Nigeria

To: Mr. John F. Reed
U.S.A.

I sent Charles to the bank and he said that there was no payment made. You know what - Mr. John, I really think you should stop at this moment to bother me anymore. Unserious characterizes your lifestyle and I am too busy for that. What in the world were you thinking by giving me a fake MTCN and test question and answer. I have nothing else to say to you but please stop bothering me.

Thank you and best regards,

Mark Haastrup Esq.
P.S. I have already begun the contract process of Jessica's managerial needs with another applicant. there is no reason for us to have any other correspondence.


Re: thanks a lot
Tuesday, March 3, 2009 10:07 AM
From: "John Reed"
To: haastrup_lawfirm2@yahoo.com

Marh Haastrup,

Sorry it's taken me so long to get back to you.

First of all, my apologies for any confusion young Charles experienced at Western Union. I am mildly dyslexic and I reversed the last two digits of the MTCN number.

I sent you this number:
5785348870

The REAL number is:
5785348807

Again, apologies my.

Next, just to make sure you understand and know and believe that I am indeed serious about these business transactions, I have attached to this email a photocopy of the actual Western Union form I filled out.

I want you to believe my word to be true.

All great business transactions in history have had their hiccups, and it seems we've had ours. I am excited to finish this transaction with you and Jessica.

Please revert back to me once all monies have been transferred.

Presidential,
John F. Reed - HSWB