From: maitre davies
Subject: I CONTACTED YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR NAME,
To:
Date: Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 3:03 PM
I CONTACTED YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR NAME,
My Dear,
I am a personal attorney to my late client. Since he and his family perished in a local plane crash here in Benin,I have done all my best to contact any of his family members for 3 years now. He has (USD$18.700, 000) Eighteen million, seven hundred thousand United State Dollars. in a Storage facility, and I have all the document of deposit and none of his family member knows about this deposit or has tried to enquire about it till date.Your last name matches with my late client’s name; hence I solicit your cooperation to work with me to claim the funds as a next of kin.
Even the storage facility does not know that the deposited boxes contain money. The storage facility will release the boxes to anyone I endorse, and there is no risk and we will share 50/50. If no one claims the funds soon, through the safe deposit law, after 3years of none performance of demurrage settlement the deposit would be auctioned.
Regards,
Maitre Davies
Re: I CONTACTED YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR NAME,
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 11:14 PM
From:
"John Reed"
To:
"maitre davies"
My Dear Maitre,
This letter comes to me as quite a shock. My cousin Wooly M. Reed is currently touring the western coast of Africa. We haven't heard from him in some time.
Please get to me all the information you can. Are you speaking of Wooly M. Reed!?
Sincerely and urgently,
John F. Reed - Wooly M. Reed's cousin
Thanks for your quick response
Thursday, July 15, 2010 12:58 AM
From:"Maitre Davies"
Dear Reed,
I thank you for your response; I am assuring you my sincere business intention. I am a lawyer, and you don’t have anything to be afraid of, I cannot cheat you and I know you cannot cheat me as well as the entire tranasction would be covered with contract agreement. As I told you earlier, this money belongs to my late client whom I cannot locate any of his living relation and the most interesting part of it is that the storage company does not know the content of the boxes.
It is better we take this funds and help ourselves and families than to leave it with the storage facility to enrich themselves, I have spent a lot of money on local logistics for the safety of this transaction and will not want any mistake that will make this deal to fail. This is why you must be sincere of your readiness to proceed.
Only your complete address and ID and phone numbers are required.
You have the same surname with my late client Ferdinand D Reed, and this makes everything easy for me, no one will ever ask question in the future once we conclude this transaction, and if there is any question, it would be addressed to me since I am the one that the storage facility will ask to confirm, and once I confirm you as the real beneficiary to the deposited boxes then the deal will be closed successfully.
The amount involved in this transaction is USD$18.700, 000 and I hope you have accepted my offer of 50/50 share. You will provide me with your address and phone numbers to enable me call you.
I will send you the application which you will sign and forward to the Storage facility. Once your application is approved, which is inevitable, the boxes would be released to you. Once this is done, I will meet you for sharing, or give you account where you will wire my own part to me. This transaction is supposed to be completed few working days from the day you submit your application.
I hope you understand, you can call me on my number anytime. I will give you other details on your reply.
Thanks.
Regards,
Maitre Davies.
Phone: +229 90095774.
Re: Thanks for your quick response
Friday, July 16, 2010 1:29 PM
From:
"John Reed"
To:
"Maitre Davies"
Maitre Davies,
I enriched myself in a storage facility once. Sticky...
Anyway, moving along, which address of mine do you need? My home, summer home, winter home, or weekend getaway cabin at the lake?
Tell me which address you would like, and I'll give you the information for that location plus phone number.
I'm not too familiar with Ferdinand Reed, but I do know of a European relative who visited here referring to himself as Fred Reed. Perhaps this is him. Either way - anything for the family.
Thank you for your help!
Blumpkin,
John F. Reed - Cleavland Steamer
From: Maitre Davies
Subject: Information
Date: Saturday, July 17, 2010, 5:18 AM
Dear John Reed,
I have gone through your message. And i want you to understand that this business we have to do it with all seriouness. What ever address of your choice I want you to send it with the required phone number so that I will get all the documents on your name. And complete this transaction before end of next week. This is my major goal for now.
Regards,
Maitre Davies
Re: Information
Monday, July 19, 2010 4:31 PM
From:
"John Reed"
To:
"Maitre Davies"
Maitre Davies,
I am hurt and offended and insulted that you would question the intensity of my seriousness when it comes to my business skills.
I have gone through your message too, Maitre, and now I'm starting to have my doubts about you as well. I'm beginning to question your authority and expertise in these matters.
For God's sake, Maitre, a member of the Reed family's name is at stake. Not just his name, but his honor and legacy, and yet you play these games.
No, sir, I am afraid it is I that must question YOU on your sincerity in these matters. If you wish to continue business I suggest you respond immediately. First with an apology, and second with SPECIFIC information requests.
Good day, Sir,
John F. Reed - Boston Pancake
From: Maitre Davies
Subject: Re: Information
To: "John Reed"
Date: Thursday, July 22, 2010, 2:54 AM
Attn: John Reed,
I must let you know that we not having any problem. Rather we need little understanding to each other. I never insult you or your family name. Rather when i demand your Address and any of your ID number to enable me obtain all the legal documents your name. Your responce on which address you will give did not sounds soo good.
The simple matter is any address of your choice we proceed. Since we need to get this funds transferred as soon as possible and make our self and our family happy. Now I hope we can proceed.
So provide me with your address and mobile phone number for easy communication.
Regards,
Maitre Davies
Re: Information
Thursday, July 22, 2010 11:12 AM
From:
"John Reed"
To:
"Maitre Davies"
Looky here Maitre,
I want to be completely honest with you, ok? The memory of a member of my family is at stake here and I believe you are making things difficult. Why do I believe you are making things difficult for me? I believe you are doing so out of jealousy - jealous of my multiple homes.
I will never apologize for my success.
But, you asked for one address, so I'll give you one.
John Francis Reed
(212)867-5309
16530 Ventura Blvd. #500
Encino, CA 91436 :: USA
Now let us put your foolishness and laziness aside and get down to business.
Tell me, brother, what is our next step?
Maui,
John F. Reed - Lahaina Lahaina
From: Maitre Davies
Subject: Re: Information
To: "John Reed"
Date: Thursday, July 22, 2010, 1:26 PM
Attn: John Reed,
I am never jealous of your multiple homes. After all we are doing business now. And i can also get more multiple homes as you did.
Now next step is that I have to proceed to the court to obtain all the legal documents that is going to empower you on this transaction. This I am going to do it tomorrow. Possible send me any of your ID number that you want it to be on on the documents.
In the attachment is my ID and send yours as well for me to use it to obtain power of Attorney empowering you by the law to lay the claim of my late client. Because I want to get all the documents tomorrow. Which include:
1) Power of the Attorney
2) Authentic Agreement binding two of us
3) An Affidavit of claim empowering you by the law to make the claim.
We will not be lazy or delay this time. So nobody is foolish and lazy. Here is also my number as you can reach me any time for more possible discussion: +22998551377.
Regards,
Maitre Davies
Re: Information
Thursday, July 22, 2010 2:50 PM
From:
"John Reed"
To:
"Maitre Davies"
Attn: Maitre Davies,
I'm sure you're not jealous. You're a successful businessman just like me. I'm sure you have access to everything your heart desires. Stay gold, pony-boy (that's a popular saying here in the United States - one of encouragement).
Attached is my license. I hope this helps, although I don't know how it would. Run along now and fetch whatever forms and documents you need.
I had a personal question to ask you earlier today. I was thinking of visiting Benin on holiday, and I was wondering if you'd be able to point me in the right direction for a little 'company', maybe an escort, as it were. I called you phone number, +22998551337, but there was no answer.
Please email me, on the side, with suggestions as to which hotel I could stay while in Benin. I need a hotel that offers top floor suites, beach views, and is tolerant of guests who enjoy late night 'visitors'.
Thank you in advance for your hotel and escort recommendation, and thank you for your hard work in our business matter.
Claritin,
John F. Reed - Non-Drowsy Loratadine
From: Maitre Davies
Subject: Re: Information
To: "John Reed"
Date: Friday, July 23, 2010, 6:34 AM
Attn: John,
Your coming to Benin will be a very nice idea. So confirm if you are coming so we can conclude this transaction on your arrival. Although I have obtain all the documents that is going to empower you on this transaction, Which i hope to send later to you as soon as my secretary is bac. If not I will use my Saturday office working hour and send it tomorrow.
I will wait to have answer to the above answer. About hotels and escorts I will get you enogh. And you will taste what you never imagine before. Wait for your answer. while waiting for the documents from me. And on my number you made a little mistake. Here is my number: +22998551377. Or +22966306651 You can reach me on any of these numbers.
Regards,
Maitre Davies
Re: InformationFriday, July 23, 2010 8:03 AM
From: "John Reed"
To: "Maitre Davies"
My friend Maitre,
I won't be getting to Benin for a couple months, earliest arrival being sometime in September, due to a few current obligations and business dealings here that won't come to a close until sometime around then.
Actually, since we are indeed business partners I should disclose to you the entire truth. I've booked a flight and will be arriving in Benin on September 19th, arriving from Lagos on Virgin Nigeria flight VK103. I'll be there for ten days, so that'll be plenty of time for you to show me around.
I'm not kidding around about the escorts. Find me what I want and you will be handsomely rewarded. I have very specific requests. There are certain 'things' I like my escorts to 'do'.
I've tried calling you again, +22998551337, but still no answer.
I await to hear from you and your secretary. Let's get this business of ours done quickly so I can worry only about relaxing upon my arrival.
Get sticky,
John F. Reed - Escort Addict
Update and my two numbers +22998551377. Or +22966306651
Friday, July 23, 2010 9:42 PM
From: "Maitre Davies"
To:
"John Reed"
Attn: John,
This is just a bad news from my side. My secretary come back saying that your ID has expired and it was not accepted by court to swear the affidavit on your behalf and Secondly, there is no Drivers license number. Please explain and furnish any better ID that has number.
This is going to cost me more to get the same process followed on Monday. But I will do my best to raise the money again for new process. But make everything right this time.
About your escort be rest assured we have many that can do any time of job you want. If you want them to eat your manhood they will do for you hahahaha. So never worry about their service they are all expert.
Waits your correct ID to enable us make a good deal soon. If you send wrong ID this time you pay for the court papers. Because i spend a hell of money that Friday to get everything done fast. But now it all get screwed. the number you are calling is wrong number Here is my two numbers +22998551377. Or +22966306651
Regards,
Maitre Davies
Waiting for you ID
Monday, July 26, 2010 10:35 AM
From:
"Maitre Davies"
To:
"John Reed"
Attn: John Reed,
Till now we are still waiting to get a proper ID from you for we to proceed. Hope this you can get it done. Today has passed bye again and we cannot continue to wait. Get back to me as soon as possible.
Regards,
Maitre Davies
Re: Waiting for you ID
Monday, July 26, 2010 2:01 PM
From:
"John Reed"
To:
"Maitre Davies"
Maitre,
My apologies for my delayed response. It was a long weekend, and I still feel sick. Since we are business partners we have to be honest with each other. So, then, I think you should know the truth. I was busy all weekend drinking whiskey and Red Bull and doing blow with six hookers, all named Candi, at the Bellagio in Las Vegas.
Hangovers and strange burning sensations aside, this is just a good news from my side. I have attached a scan of my most recent license. I didn't realize I scanned my old one for you on accident. That was my fault and I apologize. This license I've scanned for you is the newest one from California - it has holograms over the image (my face) so you might see some odd lettering here and there.
I'm sorry about how much more this might cost you, but if it does cost you extra, really, it's your secretary's fault.
Now, please, let us return to my favorite part of our business conversation - the escorts. Really? They'll eat my manhood? How about blumpkins? Strawberry Shortcakes? Out of curiosity, and please understand that I am completely 100% serious when I ask - how much would it cost to rent one for an entire week? If I find something I like I might want to keep it around.
One last matter to discuss, your phone number. Once again I called +22998551337, and once again I didn't get through to you. Did I forget a country code or something?
Regards,
John F. Reed - Tony Danza
From: Maitre Davies
Subject: Sign and return back
To: "John Reed"
Date: Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 7:05 PM
Attn: John Read,
In the attachment is the documents as i promised, Although I was unable to get the death certificate to be re-issued from the health ministry. Because i need to settle them which i am a bit in short of the cash. And this time you have to help out as that is the only thing remain for we to file for the claim.
So sign the agreement and power of the Attorney and return them to me. So that i can prepare the Application of claim which you are going to forward to the finance house where the funds is deposited.
For the Death certificate We have to pay them about $900. I am going to give you an information on how you are going to send it if i receive the signed documents from you. As this is the only delay now
Regards,
Maitre Davies
Re: Sign and return back
Thursday, July 29, 2010 3:40 PM
From:
"John Reed"
To:
"Maitre Davies"
Maitre,
I got your signed documents, I got them right here.
You asked me to sign two of the three documents you sent me, but I signed all three. Why? Why did I sign all three? Because I'm an overachiever. I don't do things half-assed like other people involved in this transaction. Rather, I do things better, harder, longer, and faster - lube or no lube.
Be that as it may, in other words, moving along, and from here on out, see the three documents attached. Signed and ready.
Now let's talk about this Death Certificate. I'm not paying $900 for a death certificate. Nobody charges for a Death Certificate. Maybe, in some countries/cities, you might be charged somewhere between $25 and $50 for a COPY of a Death Certificate, but that's it.
Put down your cigarette and bourbon and see if you can get me a better price for a Death Certificate. I see you want me to foot the bill, but I'm not paying $900.
You're a good man and you do good, hard work.
Chango,
John F. Reed - Bammer Herb