I love Nigeria. How's that saying go? Ah, yes, "Nigeria's for lovers."
Some people work hard for money. Some people gamble. Some people play the lottery. Not me. I wait for that one opportune moment when someone dies during an excursion somewhere in Africa. Someone rich. Someone with a safety deposit box full of millions of dollars of cash in US currency. Someone who left said sum in a bank that just so happens to employ an honest and hard working teller who just so happens to know a lawyer who can draft up some next-of-kin papers really quick for me to sign and send back along with a small processing fee to get that cash out and sent to me.
I love Nigeria.
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