Dear UNDERWEAR,
In what must have been G-d's idea of a cosmic joke I was born with with a rather large endowment. That said, there isn't a pair of underwear out there that can 'contain' my manhood. I've tried wearing boxers, briefs, and boxer-briefs. Although the boxer-briefs are my favorite, over the course of the day the little flaps in the front of the underwear tend to give way and let 'everything out'. Rubbing against jeans isn't comfortable.
Under the suggestions of my wife, I've tried underwear a little too tight with hopes everything will get 'pinned down'. I've tried underwear just a little too loose to allow for more room. Either way, before the day is out I tend to break free, from then on out experiencing discomfort.
Is there anything you offer with the strength to contain everything? Maybe a pair of underwear without the useless flaps/opening in the front?
I look forward to your reply - I've been wearing UNDERWEAR for years.
-John F. Reed
