I was eating breakfast this morning with Lisa when all of a sudden I got the idea for this letter. I laughed and laughed and laughed and Lisa just sighed and asked, "Who's getting a letter now?" I love her. THE LETTER Dear Morningstar, Yesterday morning my fiancé made me breakfast, part of which was your Morningstar Breakfast Links. I must say that the taste was amazing, especially impressive to me, probably the world's greatest fan of meat. After she took off for work and I was home alone (I don't work Saturday's like she occasionally does) I found myself nosing around the kitchen for something to eat during lunch. Since there was now an open box of your Morningstar Breakfast Links I figured, "What the hell?" and I threw a few of them into the microwave. Sure enough, even though your packaging clearly states they're "Breakfast Links", I just had to sit back in awe of these multi-meal links. They were able to satisfy at not one, but two meals in my day. But I took it one step further than that. I had a nice dinner prepared for my fiancé when she came home and the 'meat' in her pasta wasn't meat at all. As a matter of fact, when she sat back and patted her tummy with satisfaction and asked, "How did you make this?" I burst into laughter and confessed that for DINNER she had more of your BREAKFAST links, and that earlier in the day for LUNCH I had even more of your BREAKFAST links. I just wanted to thank you for making breakfast, lunch, and dinner so pleasing even if you only set out to fully compliment just one meal. Thank you. -Benjamin Smash THE RESPONSE Dear Benjamin: It was thoughtful of you to take the time to let us know that you enjoy MORNINGSTAR FARMS™ Breakfast Links. We're always pleased to hear positive comments from our consumers. We're happy to have you as part of our consumer family. All of the people at Kellogg devote a great deal of effort to developing wholesome, appealing products, and it is good to know that you think we have been successful. Again, thank you for contacting us; we appreciate your interest in our company and products. Sincerely,
Sandra 5304552A MY THOUGHTS Ok, so, I read the response I got from Sandra from Kellogg, and even though it was very nice of her to respond so politely to my lunacy, it wasn't funny. So, as usual, if you want something done funny, you have to do it yourself. I wrote back. THE NEXT LETTER Dear Sandra: It was thoughtful of you to take the time to let ME™ know that you enjoyed my letter. I'm always pleased to hear positive responses to my letters. I'm happy to have you as part of the company that makes food for our family. All of the people in my home devote a great deal of effort to eating wholesome, appealing products, and it is good to know that you have helped us be so successful. Again, thank you for responding to me; I appreciate your taking the time to write me back. Sincerely,
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