I just finished writing my rant on my mom employing guilt as a means to get me to go to a Minyan, and I wanted to share with one of my biggest fans who just so happened to be online.
As I learned later on, she was out of the apartment getting her laundry. Did that stop me from chatting up a storm anyway? Nope. Thank G-d she has a cat though, right?
Bensmash: You want it?
Bensmash: You like it nice and LONG?
Bensmash: Because, baby, I got a long one for you.
Bensmash: Oh it's so looooong.
Bensmash: http://www.bensmash.com/writes/go_to_the_minyan.shtml
Bensmash: See? It's really long!
Bensmash: I wasn't kidding or anything!
Bensmash: Ok, I have a guest list to go type up.
Bensmash: Adios muchacho!
Bensmash: HEY CAT!
Bensmash: Stop crapping or whatever
the hell it is you do to Amy's comforter cover when it's clean.
Bensmash: HEY CAT!
Bensmash: Did you hear about what that guy did to one of your cousins in New Jersey yesterday?
Bensmash: Read this, cat...
Bensmash: He beat your cousin to death
with a shovel and then, with the same shovel, lobbed off your cousin's
head.
Bensmash: Oh, it gets better, cat.
Bensmash: He threw the head into traffic.
Bensmash: It's screwed up, I know,
but at least he's in jail - right cat?
Bensmash: Cat?
Bensmash: CAT! I'm talkig to you!
Bensmash: "Prrrrr?"
Bensmash: What do you mean, "prrrr?"
Bensmash: Why don't you go and screw
YOURSELF! Yeah, I speak cat and I know what "prrrrr" means - so fuck you
too!
Bensmash: Pussy.
Bensmash: Ok Maya, I'm sorry.
Bensmash: I didn't mean to yell at you.
Bensmash: Still friends?
Bensmash: Yeah!?
Bensmash: AWESOME!
Amy: Hey, hi.
Bensmash: Oh, um, hi.
Bensmash: I wasn't talking to your cat again.
Amy: G-d you're funny.
