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Go To The Minyan - Supplemental   I just finished writing my rant on my mom employing guilt as a means to get me to go to a Minyan, and I wanted to share with one of my biggest fans who just so happened to be online. As I learned later on, she was out of the apartment getting her laundry. Did that stop me from chatting up a storm anyway? Nope. Thank G-d she has a cat though, right? Bensmash: You want it? Bensmash: You like it nice and LONG? Bensmash: Because, baby, I got a long one for you. Bensmash: Oh it's so looooong. Bensmash: http://www.bensmash.com/writes/go_to_the_minyan.shtml Bensmash: See? It's really long! Bensmash: I wasn't kidding or anything! Bensmash: Ok, I have a guest list to go type up. Bensmash: Adios muchacho! Bensmash: HEY CAT! Bensmash: Stop crapping or whatever the hell it is you do to Amy's comforter cover when it's clean. Bensmash: HEY CAT! Bensmash: Did you hear about what that guy did to one of your cousins in New Jersey yesterday? Bensmash: Read this, cat... Bensmash: He beat your cousin to death with a shovel and then, with the same shovel, lobbed off your cousin's head. Bensmash: Oh, it gets better, cat. Bensmash: He threw the head into traffic. Bensmash: It's screwed up, I know, but at least he's in jail - right cat? Bensmash: Cat? Bensmash: CAT! I'm talkig to you! Bensmash: "Prrrrr?" Bensmash: What do you mean, "prrrr?" Bensmash: Why don't you go and screw YOURSELF! Yeah, I speak cat and I know what "prrrrr" means - so fuck you too! Bensmash: Pussy. Bensmash: Ok Maya, I'm sorry. Bensmash: I didn't mean to yell at you. Bensmash: Still friends? Bensmash: Yeah!? Bensmash: AWESOME! Amy: Hey, hi. Bensmash: Oh, um, hi. Bensmash: I wasn't talking to your cat again. Amy: G-d you're funny.