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Millionaire Managing Director
 

I got this letter earlier today, and, as usual, I just HAD to respond. Hope this goes as well as my exchage with dear brother Bouba.


Date: Wed, 9 Feb 2005
From: "Sydemham Hilary"
Subject: GROUP LOTTO CORPORATION

GROUP LOTTO CORPORATION
REF. Number QA/55643
Batch Number. 9898764/ENG-3254
TEL : + 874 763 432 270
FAX : + 874 763 432 271
ATTN: LUCKY WINNER,

We are pleased to inform you of the lottery result winners international programme held on the 17th of October 2004. Your E-mail address was attached to ticket number DP 480 LA and it drew a lucky number 27 09 8765 which consequently won in the first category,You are therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of $3.500,000.00 [Three Million five hundred thousand United States Dollars].

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money recieved. Note that the said sum has since been deposited with a reputable bank in Europe waiting for the immediate remmitance into your nominated bank account.

Be informed that your winning prize has a hard cover insurance policy that makes it difficult to deduct a cent until the sum is finally credited into your designated account. In view of the above you are hereby requested to contact this Agency as soon as possible with the details below.

1. Full Name
2. Full Residential Address
3. Contact Telephone #

Best regards

Managing Director
Mr Hilary J. Sydemham


Date: Wed, 9 Feb 2005
Subject: Re: GROUP LOTTO CORPORATION
To: "Sydemham Hilary"

Dear Mr. Hilary J. Sydemham,

OH MY GOODNESS! I can't believe I won! I never win anything! Well, I've won my nickle back a couple times from slot machines here and there - but that's not really 'winning' anything, that's more like getting a free spin.

AND THE WINNING NUMBER! 27 09 8765!!! you have no idea what an AMAZING coincidence that is! I was born on September 27th, 1965! Brilliant luck indeed!

Three and a half million dollars you say? Boy oh boy could I ever use it. My brother Bouba has fallen on desperate times. Desperate times no more!

Just tell me what I have to do to claim my prize that I've been hoping I'd win since last October, and I'll do it! Heck, I'm so rich now I'll even buy YOU a car, Mr. Hilary J. Sydemham. Us Managing Directors need to stick together (I'm a managing director as well. maybe now that money is no longer an obstacle we should get together and start a Managing Directors Convention for managing directors everywhere).

Thank you so much, Hilary J. Sydemham, you've more than made my day - you've made my life!

Do you like cheese?

-John F. Reed
Millionaire Managing Director