Registered: May 2004
Location: The Toad Abode.
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Originally posted by Sinister_Thing
Imagine you two as Happy Tree Friends characters.

Bensmash: The boastful chipmonk who can't be seen without a large shotgun on his shoulder. One of his favourite activities is making incredibly annoying and sometimes confusing remarks.

Happy Tree Dude: The secretive Porcupine who is always seems to be following someone and has a pocket full of random people's IP addreses. Usually one of the more quiet induviduals, but very defensive.

ROUND ONE:

(ding ding!)

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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: The Island
Posts: 1486

...This dosent make any sense.

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Registered: Oct 2004
Location: The Little Land of Happiness, Lollipops, Rainbows and emotionally troubled war veterans
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Originally posted by HappyTreeDude
What? If I were a HTF I wouldnt be anything like your description...same with Bensmash. What would you be smoking right now Sinister...Cause that post dosent make much sense.

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hahaha.....yeah

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Registered: Oct 2004
Location: The Little Land of Happiness, Lollipops, Rainbows and emotionally troubled war veterans
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Hey, they would be make great characters anyway.

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Registered: Oct 2004
Location: San Francisco
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Shooting Off My Mouth And Shooting HTD In The Ass

Good morning all you people who accept Kenn's universal and infinite levels of pure mightiness - regardless of what current theories might contest (I'm a string-theorist myself, so I believe that Kenn's mightiness not only fills this universe, but the infinite number of other universes that 'flow' through ours as we 'flow' through theirs).

HTD, the disease/boil-on-the-ass-of-humanity would not only be horrifically beaten and slowly ripped to pieces in a HTF episode by shotgun toting your's truly, but if I met the prick in public, in real life, I'd do the gentlemanly thing and let him choose which leg he'll hop home on instead of just breaking one of his knee-caps at random.

It's not that I obsess over Kenn and Rhode (Rhode, by the way, won a Buick Tossing Competition in Australia this morning - he threw a Buick 38 miles with one throw), it's just that when Kenn and I lived together back in the day, Rhode kept coming over and spilling pure sunlight on my life. Rhode kind of just does that.

Also, as Kenn tells me, every night Kenn used to stand over my bed with a knife in one hand a coin in the other. Luck, and Kenn's mighty mgnificence, have spared my life in order for me to be here to remind you lower posting lifeforms that I outrank you all.

HTD is pathetic and probably cries himself to sleep every night due to his daily realization of his own, pure, absolute failure as a human being.

Kenn is mighty like, like, like I can't explain.

Rhode throws Buicks.

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BENSMASH, my phine, phickle phriend.

I'm not defending anyone.

But shut the F|_|CK UP.

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Registered: Jul 2003
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Originally posted by bensmash


HTD is pathetic and probably cries himself to sleep every night due to his daily realization of his own, pure, absolute failure as a human being.

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Originally posted by Sinister_Thing
BENSMASH, my phine, phickle phriend.

I'm not defending anyone.

But shut the F|_|CK UP.

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Registered: Oct 2004
Location: San Francisco
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What The Phuck?

Phirst of all, I haven't posted anything since about noon today. And that means I haven't said anything phor over phive and a halph hours - which in itselph is some kind oph record.

Next, with all the letter substitutions, I have to keep on reading and responding just to phigure out what the hell you're all talking about - phor phuck's sake.

Actually, all the phreaky spellings are really doing is getting me to think about Pfister Phaucets. You ever think about that phaucet brand? I do, all the time. Kind oph like the good people at Pfizer that made even Bob Dole himselph speak up about the wonders oph Viagra.

Anyway, people like that piss me ophph - putting a P in front oph an F just so they look cool. Whatever, man, whatever.

But I still have nothing but love phor you all, regardless oph rank and what-the-hell-ever.

By the way, phor all oph you phuckers wondering why I keep posting, Kenn himselph, mightiest of the mighty, greatest of the great, most phabulous of the phabulous, ASKED ME TO KEEP POSTING.

WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BOOYAH!

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Rejoice... there is no "ph" in MIGHTY.

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Originally posted by bensmash
Anyway, people like that piss me ophph

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Originally posted by bensmash
Good morning all you people who accept Kenn's universal and infinite levels of pure mightiness - regardless of what current theories might contest (I'm a string-theorist myself, so I believe that Kenn's mightiness not only fills this universe, but the infinite number of other universes that 'flow' through ours as we 'flow' through theirs).

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Kenn is mighty like, like, like I can't explain.

Rhode throws Buicks.

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Registered: Oct 2004
Location: The Little Land of Happiness, Lollipops, Rainbows and emotionally troubled war veterans
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I'll kill you!

I'll kill you all!

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Originally posted by Sinister_Thing
I'll kill you!

I'll kill you all!

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I think that's HappyTreeDude's line

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