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then, you are in fact, a stalker, or the resemblance of a stalker. Unless, there is another reason why you would want to ask for all the stuff about Kenn. And another thing is you're cheap and schemy. as soon as you find out Kenn has a good friend like Bensmash, you go to him bugging him for free stuff. Whether it was a joke or not, it wasn't good. you're like one of those people who bug an old friend who you havent talked to in years...after they win the lottery. JUST for the MONEY.

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Im not a stalker and i have realized (after reading the convo numerous times) That my choices of words have left the Impression of a Stalker. I do not want to make any "bad" or in this case "horrible" inpressions on people. I would like to say that Im sorry to Bensmash, For being a whore myself. I also hope that I will never do anything like this again. I have realized that the way I talked to Bensmash on AIM was really bad, I dont know....I just think its really cool (and It got me jealous I guess) That other people know other people. Ill try not to be like this, I mean, Im growing up and Im pretty messed up myself. I dont want any more trouble....So If you peoples could sorta forget all of this....Another thing, I asked about free stuff becasue I....Well, Yes, Mikegw was right, Im scheamy but Im not cheap. And about my avatar, I got that myself, had my friends edit it and I now show it with pride. Yes, I am a fan of Rhode too. I mean, Who wouldnt be a fan of the creators of HTF. I guess most of you are right, It is bad to have obsessions, I dont want to be "unhealthy" with mine about HTF. This is just who I am and I know alot of people dont accept who I am, but thats life. And the last thing, About my Pathological problem, Its "getting under control." Hehehe, Yes, There are pills. Hope this cleared up my problems with some people....

Later,
HTD

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I stalk stalkers.

Naah, just kidding. I would never stalk anyone

And from my analyzation of Happy Tree Dude, I can confirm he's not a stalker.

But wait... If I'm not a stalker, then how do I know?

Muahahahahahahahahahaaaa!

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it's good of you to admit to this HTD. I hope you have learned your lesson. I know I can live with this. Live long and prosper.

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I thoght that would help

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What's With This Leniency?

Hold on just one second there kiddies. Hold on just one gosh darn second. Just let me get the whole Kenn Is Mighty thing out of the way and then start listening...

ahem

Kenn is so mighty. Kenn is as mighty as the world is round. Kenn is as mighty as space is infinite (which is a hell of a lot when you really think about it).

HTD deserves no pass on his abso****inglutely out and out insanity. He's a freak. He's insane. Any word from him from now on, I believe, should be considered as sincere, as honest, and as forthcoming and truthful as a wet and chunky fart from a diseased mule's worm-ridden ass.

But I'd like to take a step back now to when this thread was a fun loving thread, filled with joyous stories about me, Kenn, and how I outrank you all because of my close association with the man, the myth, the legend, MIGHTY KENN (and his wicked awesome pal Rhode too - I once saw Rhode lift up a bus with one hand while holding the burrito he was eating with the other).

I had a burrito with Kenn once, in a place called the Three Amigos in San Mateo. Our friend Dave was with us. We thought it was totally funny because the three of us friends were in a place called Three Amigos. SON OF A BITCH THAT WAS A FUNNY MOMENT!

...and Rhode was outside punching holes in the street asphalt with his bare hands. Why? Why you ask? WHY DID RHODE DO SUCH AN INCREDBILY DESTRUCTIVE THING?

Because he could, bitches, because he could.

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*taps ben's shoulder* pssst! That would be a wall you're talking to...and I doubt the wall cares either.

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Tap, Tap Plastics, The Fantastic Plastic Place - T T TAP

*taps mikegw's shoulder* pssst! That could be Plastic Man taking the form of a wall, in which case I will keep talking because Plastic Man and I go WAY BACK.










kenn is mighty










rhode once ate a rhino ... ... ... whole

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HTD did, indeed, call Kenn after being a sneaky little weasle of a brat and look up his phone number online somewhere and played 'guess the stalker' for a day.

What HTD is lying about is that he called more than just the one time.

What HTD is ALSO lying about is not asking me cel numbers and where Kenn lives and stuff like that.

To protect my dear friend Kenn, who is as mighty as this country is glorious and big and spacious and full of french fries, I did the 'ol Copy And Paste and saved the transcript of my little conversation with HTD in which you will see that I'm not lying, that's he's beyond creepy (what's a good word to define 'beyond creepy'?), and that he's convinced himself that nobody likes him because nobody's taken the time to get to know him (it's not his fault at all for being a pathetic shut-in pretending that every person who writes something on the internet is his friend).

http://www.bensmash.net/dave/stalkingKenn.html

Really, HTD, I'm being serious here. Cinder blocks, ankles, pier, tonight. Spare us all.

Houston, we have a BOOYAH!

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Kenn is so mighty. Kenn is as mighty as the world is round. Kenn is as mighty as space is infinite (which is a hell of a lot when you really think about it).

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Originally posted by Eye_changin
*Edit*: Dont take this the wrong way HappytreeDude. Reading the "explaination," It sounds more like an excuse.
*dissapears in a puff of black smoke*

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Originally posted by bensmash
Hold on just one second there kiddies. Hold on just one gosh darn second. Just let me get the whole Kenn Is Mighty thing out of the way and then start listening...

ahem

Kenn is so mighty. Kenn is as mighty as the world is round. Kenn is as mighty as space is infinite (which is a hell of a lot when you really think about it).

HTD deserves no pass on his abso****inglutely out and out insanity. He's a freak. He's insane. Any word from him from now on, I believe, should be considered as sincere, as honest, and as forthcoming and truthful as a wet and chunky fart from a diseased mule's worm-ridden ass.

But I'd like to take a step back now to when this thread was a fun loving thread, filled with joyous stories about me, Kenn, and how I outrank you all because of my close association with the man, the myth, the legend, MIGHTY KENN (and his wicked awesome pal Rhode too - I once saw Rhode lift up a bus with one hand while holding the burrito he was eating with the other).

I had a burrito with Kenn once, in a place called the Three Amigos in San Mateo. Our friend Dave was with us. We thought it was totally funny because the three of us friends were in a place called Three Amigos. SON OF A BITCH THAT WAS A FUNNY MOMENT!

...and Rhode was outside punching holes in the street asphalt with his bare hands. Why? Why you ask? WHY DID RHODE DO SUCH AN INCREDBILY DESTRUCTIVE THING?

Because he could, bitches, because he could.

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Thats what I was thinking....Bensmash, Im not a stalker but your starting to seem like a Kenn/Rhode addict.

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Imagine you two as Happy Tree Friends characters.

Bensmash: The boastful chipmonk who can't be seen without a large shotgun on his shoulder. One of his favourite activities is making incredibly annoying and sometimes confusing remarks.

Happy Tree Dude: The secretive Porcupine who is always seems to be following someone and has a pocket full of random people's IP addreses. Usually one of the more quiet induviduals, but very defensive.

ROUND ONE:

(ding ding!)

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Imagine you two as Happy Tree Friends characters.

Bensmash: The boastful chipmonk who can't be seen without a large shotgun on his shoulder. One of his favourite activities is making incredibly annoying and sometimes confusing remarks.

Happy Tree Dude: The secretive Porcupine who is always seems to be following someone and has a pocket full of random people's IP addreses. Usually one of the more quiet induviduals, but very defensive.

ROUND ONE:

(ding ding!)

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