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Originally posted by Cuddles
Um... I disavow any knowledge of any touching or heavy petting that went on during the course of my collegiate career with any of my former roommates… however, I did receive said hot dog from said individual the day off said individual’s engagement to said fiancée (now, said wife). By the way, I highly recommend using a rubber glove or some other non-permeable material before any contact with any other individual. You never know where they’ve been!

-Kenn

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Registered: Oct 2004
Location: The Little Land of Happiness, Lollipops, Rainbows and emotionally troubled war veterans
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I don't know why, but something is just drop-dead funny about this guy...

His attitude reminds me of someone I know (the concept it scary, isn't it. Another one of HIM?).

I don't know. It's just... Funny.

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Registered: Aug 2003
Location: Salamandastron
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Originally posted by Sinister_Thing
I don't know why, but something is just drop-dead funny about this guy...

His attitude reminds me of someone I know (the concept it scary, isn't it. Another one of HIM?).

I don't know. It's just... Funny.

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Registered: Oct 2004
Location: The Little Land of Happiness, Lollipops, Rainbows and emotionally troubled war veterans
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"Over Confident Tree Friends".

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Registered: Oct 2004
Location: San Francisco
Posts: 31

kennBay

Kenn's coming to my house this weekend for the feast of his life.

(Kenn is mighty mighty migh-tay)

I will have him there to do with as I please, and that means I'm going to have him sign all kinds of things in my house. My copy of the HTF DVDs, my LEGOs, parts of my dog (who, this is hilarious, chased his tail this morning - ADORABLE), etc.

My question to you all is how much you'd be willing to pay for Officially Signed By Kenn merchandise. kennBay is now open for business. He'll be signing plates, floorboards, and dead leaves that fell off my neighbors damn overgrown tree.

Friggin' neighbor with his damn tree on MY SIDE of the property line, dropping dead and stinky fruit all over my stuff.

Kenn and I used to have a laser-pointer. In the building across from ours, we could see from our living room into someone else's living room. So, late at night, we turn the lights off in our place and beam that red-dot on the wall just over the tv in our neighbor's apartment. Hot damn it was fun.

Kenn will also be signing laser-pointers at my place this weekend, along with all form of laser-pointer accessories (like the chain for your keychain, those little doodads that make your laser pointer shoot hearts and faces and crap, and batteries).

SHOW ME THE BOOYAH!

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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: The Island
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Huke, you suck. Mikegw, you smell and Eye, Your....a fat head. Im gonna tell you all something I dont tell alot of people. Im a patheological Liar, i cant help it. So if i ever say anything "Fishy" dont belive it.

EDIT: Bensmash: I only asked his Screen name

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HTD, everyone's favorite message-board disease, did indeed ask for Kenn's screen name...

...and other things. He asked me if I would give him some of the 'free stuff' he assumed I get by the bushel from Kenn. One of the very first things he asked me was what Kenn's phone number was and then proceeded to call me a whore for keeping all the 'numbers to yourself'.

HTD, really, please, strap a few cinderblocks to your ankles and walk off a pier. Do us all a favor.

Speaking of piers, in San Francisco there's a place called Pier 39 which has a relatively decent sized video arcade in the back. Back in the day we used to have a Vids Night and all the guys would go and blow large sums of money on, really, only a couple hours of entertainment.

Kenn's might shines through in video-game land, for he us unbeatable. He'll tell you that he'll take it easy on you in any version or Mortal Kombat because he just wants you to learn, but then he mops the floor with you, hands you your ass on a silver platter, and scrapes you off from the bottom of his shoe.

Did I mention that I want HTD to kill himself yet? Did I mention that whole thing with Kenn being mighty? I did? Oh good, I'm all done then.

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I never asked for his phone number. I told you One time i called him after looking it up on yellowpages.com (which I will never do again)

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Location: San Francisco
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I hope I don't catch an HTD...

HTD did, indeed, call Kenn after being a sneaky little weasle of a brat and look up his phone number online somewhere and played 'guess the stalker' for a day.

What HTD is lying about is that he called more than just the one time.

What HTD is ALSO lying about is not asking me cel numbers and where Kenn lives and stuff like that.

To protect my dear friend Kenn, who is as mighty as this country is glorious and big and spacious and full of french fries, I did the 'ol Copy And Paste and saved the transcript of my little conversation with HTD in which you will see that I'm not lying, that's he's beyond creepy (what's a good word to define 'beyond creepy'?), and that he's convinced himself that nobody likes him because nobody's taken the time to get to know him (it's not his fault at all for being a pathetic shut-in pretending that every person who writes something on the internet is his friend).

http://www.bensmash.net/dave/stalkingKenn.html

Really, HTD, I'm being serious here. Cinder blocks, ankles, pier, tonight. Spare us all.

Houston, we have a BOOYAH!

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Registered: Oct 2004
Location: San Francisco
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Una Mas...

HTD, give Rhode his little icon back and get something original on your own.

Kenn is mighty.

Oh so mighty.

NOW THAT'S A SPICY BOOYAH!

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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: I live in a place called downtown Downton
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as the townspeople would say:

"HOLY!..What the Hell?!"

I am speechless. This is absolutely...agh, i dont know what to say. O_o

not only is he a so called, "patheological liar", he's also a stalker of some sort O_o

HTD, you need some help, this isnt healthy.

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.....Im not a stalker, infact, ask me any questions and i will give you a streight anwser. Just to clear up all this....****...between us all.

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Registered: Jul 2003
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okay...

Did you in fact have that conversation with Mr. Bensmash?

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Originally posted by bensmash
Kenn and I used to have a laser-pointer. In the building across from ours, we could see from our living room into someone else's living room. So, late at night, we turn the lights off in our place and beam that red-dot on the wall just over the tv in our neighbor's apartment. Hot damn it was fun.

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Additional fun if said neighbor happened to suffer from the heartbreak of paranoia. That way, he may have thought there was a hired sniper with an AimPoint laser sight lying in wait for him.

To borrow a phrase from HTF, "it's all fun and games 'til someone loses an eye". Hmm, on second thought, maybe that's how that idea originated

Ben, as for the "Kenn-ucopia" of signed goods, you could always stop by the HTF Tower Records event at Stonestown this Friday night. Oh I realize that's not as cool as having Kenn come to you, but the additional opportunity is there if you are so inclined.

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quote:Originally posted by mikegw
okay...

Did you in fact have that conversation with Mr. Bensmash?

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