Registered: Oct 2004
Location: San Francisco
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Garden Hose?

I don't outrank that of a garden hose? I don't outrank WHAT of a garden hose? What part of a garden hose, or of the whole garden-hose-universe, do I not outrank?

I'm not talking about outranking garden hoses or garden hose accessories - just you people.

But that's neither here nor there.

I'm just happy that you people, you seasoned veterans of this message/chat area, have finally accepted me and my loud-mouthed ways as an equal amongst you.

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Registered: Oct 2004
Location: The Little Land of Happiness, Lollipops, Rainbows and emotionally troubled war veterans
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Now that we're friends, can we talk seriously? Everyone?

I'd like to talk about your insane jealousy of my friendship with Kenn. Really, he's no bargain. I mean, yes, he's mighty (can't forget to mention the might of Mr. Mighty himself, Mighty Kenn), but he eats strange, foreign foods, speaks all kidns of languages, and wears socks with sandals.

SOCKS WITH SANDALS PEOPLE!

Hanging out with Kenn is like hanging out with some hippy liberal nutcase from Berkeley - and we all hate Liberals in here, right? We're all big Dubya fans, right? I know I am.

There's a reason they call it the RIGHT wing.

So, we all settled up? We're all pals now?

That's good.

Waiter? I think I'll have a filet mignon with a nice BOOYAH sauce on the side.

ps - I still outrank you all. We're all pals now, right? It's just that some of us (me) outrank some others (all of you). No different than some of us being older or younger, men or women, etc... Anyway, someone go get me a roast beef sandwich on wheat.

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Registered: Oct 2004
Location: San Francisco
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Politics Shmolitics...

Come on now, let's not make this a political thing.

I was just making a casual observation that wacky Liberals look like hippies, as opposed those kooky Conservatives that look like uptight bankers. See?

When my wife and I bought a house we talked to bankers. Lots of bankers. I don't know if they were conservatives or not, but they were definitely bankers. You could tell from all the fancy, college-level words they used instead of 'debt' or 'money'. Why, by the way, is there a letter 'T' in 'mortgage'? You never pronounce it. In casual conversation you'd never know it was there. But sure enough, morTgage. I blame the French. Still, though, at least I got a house.

Kenn helped me move into my house. And then, that same day, Kenn built my BBQ for me. And then, also, that same day, Kenn picked up the BBQ tools and worked his magic and created not just burgers and hotdogs, but edible works of art.

Kenn's food creations were like extensions of his true self, meaning that what he grilled was mighty. Mighty fine. Mighty good. Mighty hot and and mighty tasty. Just like Kenn.

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Registered: May 2004
Location: The Toad Abode.
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I see that Kenn is mighty, shying away in the back of the picture.
(Perhaps if you did the modern college ritual of getting your friends/roomates' signatures,(If an of them become famous) so that they can be sold on e-bay.)

But now you are reduced to text on a forum, in which no one can see or touch you.

I will not touch you, for you are untouchable.

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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: The Island
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Meh, He wanted attention and got it.

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Registered: Oct 2004
Location: San Francisco
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My Plan Is Complete

HappyTreeDude, everyone, is a stalker.

See, I just came onto this lovely message board to express my favorite synonym for the word mighty - Kenn.

Then, this HappyTreeDude fella' (otherwise known as 'im a dude1033' in AIM) starts chatting with me. "What's Kenn's screen name?" "What's Kenn's address?" "What's Kenn's cel phone number?"

If you like the show, that's all fine and dandy. What use does a 14 year old drop-out need with personal information like that? The freak's a stalker.

And, just to be consistent, Kenn is mighty, Kenn is mighty, Kenn is mighty mighty. But HappyTreeDude will never know this mightiness like I know it because he's an acne ridden and lonely teen whose closest intimate relationship was with a poster and something kind of resembling a hand-shake.

I take BOOYAH from the rich and give BOOYAH to the poor.

ps - that whole outranking you people thing? Yep, I still outrank you. WAKKA WAKKA

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Registered: May 2004
Location: The Toad Abode.
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HTD. Caught in the act of being a stalker. Sorry to use l337, but I have to say, you PWNED him.

bensmash, I love you. *strokes computer screen*
(edit: I'll have to go with SUPER PWNED. *hugs computer*)

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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: I live in a place called downtown Downton
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i think HTD was trying to get better proof, but it horribly backfired. i dunno, just a guess...

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i think HTD was trying to get better proof, but it horribly backfired. i dunno, just a guess...

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Registered: May 2004
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he did the same to me. Now that i think of it HTD has lied about alot of stuff to get attention. For example he steals art and just edits the same pic over and over for a torny entry.

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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: I live in a place called downtown Downton
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wow, i never knew THIS before. ooooo...if you can prove this more, like with evidence and stuff, ill include it with my "History of the HTF Forum" information I'm building up, just for fun.

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Registered: Apr 2004
Location: ^gone outta here ;^:
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wow, i never knew THIS before. ooooo...if you can prove this more, like with evidence and stuff, ill include it with my "History of the HTF Forum" information I'm building up, just for fun.

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Registered: Oct 2004
Location: The Little Land of Happiness, Lollipops, Rainbows and emotionally troubled war veterans
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Originally posted by bensmash
that whole outranking you people thing? Yep, I still outrank you.

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Registered: Oct 2004
Location: San Francisco
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Sharp As A Tack

I always thought of myself as someone sharp as a tack, but I'll take smart as a rock.

Tack, rock, either way, the fact that you all love me makes my heart flutter in a very, very, uh, very, you know, positive and upward and giggly-good kind of way.

Thanks for the uprising against HappyTreeDude (or HTD as you've begun to call him, which I think is a bonus - makes him sound like a disease). Kenn especially appreciates it.

Hot damn Kenn's a great guy. He's coming to my house this Sunday for some free food, swapping stories, meet the new dog (I got a new dog and he's friggin' terrific), and just plain hang out with the gang.

Ever just sit back in amazement about how much you hate someone that's a friend of the family, and how you only realize this now while watch some old family video or something? There's some fat lady that was kind of a friend of my mother's from childhood who always just kind of stuck around and pinched my cheeks and chin since the day I was born. I hate her.

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Originally posted by bensmash
I always thought of myself as someone sharp as a tack, but I'll take smart as a rock.

Tack, rock, either way, the fact that you all love me makes my heart flutter in a very, very, uh, very, you know, positive and upward and giggly-good kind of way.

Thanks for the uprising against HappyTreeDude (or HTD as you've begun to call him, which I think is a bonus - makes him sound like a disease). Kenn especially appreciates it.

Hot damn Kenn's a great guy. He's coming to my house this Sunday for some free food, swapping stories, meet the new dog (I got a new dog and he's friggin' terrific), and just plain hang out with the gang.

Ever just sit back in amazement about how much you hate someone that's a friend of the family, and how you only realize this now while watch some old family video or something? There's some fat lady that was kind of a friend of my mother's from childhood who always just kind of stuck around and pinched my cheeks and chin since the day I was born. I hate her.

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