Registered: Jun 2004
Location: in the nuthouse sitting on a computer
Posts: 608

lol i do not wanto touch you

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Location: The Little Land of Happiness, Lollipops, Rainbows and emotionally troubled war veterans
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quote:

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Originally posted by bensmash
Yes, you may touch me now. You may all touch me.

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Registered: Oct 2004
Location: San Francisco
Posts: 31

Somebody hasn't been paying attention...

Where have I been living? I've been living with Kenn. I think I, like, totally covered that a million times already. Geez...

Let me get this out of the way first.

"Kenn is mighty, so mighty mighty, his mightiness is as bright as the sun."

Ok, now back to Mr. Meanie.

Did you know that Kenn was with me the day I bought the Blue Meanie from the Beatles Yellow Submarine figure series released from McFarlane Toys? It's true. He was there. He's the man. As a matter of fact I believe he actually held the bag the toy was in while I was getting my keys so we could get back in the car and go chow on Dim Sum or something else that tastes awesome.

Because of Kenn's mightiness he's forced to limit his food intake to things that taste awesome - he's above the food that the 'little people' eat.

Don't get all bent out of shape because he's more my pal than yours. I outrank you. I love you, but only in the way a superior officer loves his cadets, or how a general loves his little officers, or how my dog loves his many chew-toys.

Can I get a booyah?

BOOYAH!

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Registered: Jun 2004
Location: in the nuthouse sitting on a computer
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shut up alwredy your just trying to be famous cous you know kenn

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Registered: Oct 2004
Location: San Francisco
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I'll shut up when I'm good and ready to shut up (around lunch time when I'm eating).

Do you know why Kenn is tall? He's tall because when he walks into a room he needs to be able to, instantly, establish his superiority over others.

He used to be a midget, but now he's, like, huge. HE'S FRIKKIN' HUGE, BITCHES, HUGE!

Why so huge? To better accompany his insane levels of mightiness. Like in D&D. You could a level 12 Mage or what-the-hell-ever, but that wouldn't matter because Kenn's already at level 8,341.

Damn right I'm using Kenn to be popular. He's my meal ticket, baby, as I've previously stated. My whole life all I've wanted was to be popular in a meaningless forum like this amongst quality citizens such as yourselves.

I know Rhode too.

He gives me free Pablo patches and free Pablo stickers whenever I ask.

He lets me pick him up.

(It's easy for me to pick him up because I'm so much bigger than he is, but that doesn't make him any less mighty.)

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Registered: Jun 2004
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nobody is interested that you know kenn stop his butt kissing

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Registered: Oct 2004
Location: San Francisco
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Nobody's Interested?

I can't believe that nobody's interested. Or maybe...

Is it...?

I think it is.

Maybe it's just that you're all jealous! A HA! I knew it. But I won't rub it in anymore (the fact that Kenn and I are the best of friends and that you all wish you could have even the smallest slice from the great big cake of Friendship With Kenn).

I'll back off. You're right. I'll pull it back. I don't want to get off on the wrong foot here. You've all been here much longer than I have, and that gives you seniority, and I should respect that.

My sincerest apologies.

Now that we're all cool and everything, and we're all friends, let me tell you about this guy I know, also a very close and great friend, named Glenn.

Glenn is the creative genius behind an online cartoon called, um, Joyous Foliage Pals.

Glenn is also very mighty.

RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE BOOYAH!

ps - nobody told you that you had to read these posts. if you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen, and don't stop to smell the roses because the door will his your ass on the way out - just like if the frog had wings it would bump its ass while hopping.

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Registered: Jun 2004
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dont make threads about this

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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Your local Wal-Mart
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OMG. Gay.

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Registered: Apr 2004
Location: ^gone outta here ;^:
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wow-i`m amused how an adult can act like a 3 year old kid

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Registered: Oct 2004
Location: San Francisco
Posts: 31

Time to get real...

You people are right. I mean, really, you're so right. I am acting childish and you are, all of you, more familiar with this forum. I should spend more time listening to you than tooting my own horn.

I'm being serious here.

You've been around longer than I have, and you have your own way of doing things, and I'm just making a lot of noise.

I'll stop yapping if you'll just accept me as a new member to this message-board-community thing that you have going on here.

Deal? Friends? Pals?

(sniff)

booyah?

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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: I live in a place called downtown Downton
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Welcome to the HTF forum Ben Enjoy your stay, and have fun.

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Registered: Apr 2004
Location: ^gone outta here ;^:
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okies then
*rewinds when he joined =p*
welcome to the forums! enjoy your stay!

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Registered: Oct 2004
Location: San Francisco
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One more thing...

Now that we're friends, can we talk seriously? Everyone?

I'd like to talk about your insane jealousy of my friendship with Kenn. Really, he's no bargain. I mean, yes, he's mighty (can't forget to mention the might of Mr. Mighty himself, Mighty Kenn), but he eats strange, foreign foods, speaks all kidns of languages, and wears socks with sandals.

SOCKS WITH SANDALS PEOPLE!

Hanging out with Kenn is like hanging out with some hippy liberal nutcase from Berkeley - and we all hate Liberals in here, right? We're all big Dubya fans, right? I know I am.

There's a reason they call it the RIGHT wing.

So, we all settled up? We're all pals now?

That's good.

Waiter? I think I'll have a filet mignon with a nice BOOYAH sauce on the side.

ps - I still outrank you all. We're all pals now, right? It's just that some of us (me) outrank some others (all of you). No different than some of us being older or younger, men or women, etc... Anyway, someone go get me a roast beef sandwich on wheat.

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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: I live in a place called downtown Downton
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you don't outrank that of a garden hose -_-;

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