I
kind of feel bad for this guy, I really do. I mean, when you think about
it, what's this man's job? What's his occupation? What does he do, what
has he been doing his whole life, to keep busy?
That's right - waiting for his mother to die.
That's it. That's all he's got going. And good for Queen Elizabeth -
she's doing something right because from what I'm reading in the news,
her lineage ain't exactly easy to knock off. She'll be around for quite
some time I'm afraid, Charles, and you're just going to have to wait.
But do you think about all the pent up rage that must be swelling in
this guy? Everyone he's grown up with, childhood buddies and whatnot,
have gone on to get jobs. Never mind the wives (although he DID get a
wifey handed to him on a silver plate whereas all those 'chums' of his
had to find theirs), let's focus simply on employment.
This man, this time bomb of a man, has spent his life fornicating, multiplying,
and playing polo. Don't get me wrong, that's a hell of a life to lead,
but please, where's the satisfaction?
He's the world's oldest prince, and the heir to the longest running
royal family in history. He's in a terrific position to really make a
mark on this world, and thus far, during all his decades, the only thing
he's managed to do was look like a shmuck as he divorced a gorgeous woman
for (sit down for this) a Commoner!
When Queen Elizabeth dies, Charles is going to make an ass of himself
on international television as he tried his best to hold back smirks and
joyous laughter while he tries to remain solemn during the funeral.
Then, just to prove that he's still some life in him yet, despite the
fact that he's borderline 'old man', he's going to invade the world.
That's right, the world. Earth. The whole damn enchilada. People already
don't like him, so he's simply going to bank on that aspect of his persona
and bring it to a whole new extreme.
It's gets better. See, there's this guy, a man who's ascended from the
ranks of the common, Tony Blair. He's the Prime Minister of England and,
get this, controls the Army BEFORE Charles does.
It's going to be awesome.
Just think of it. The world's most publicly known adult is going to
kick and scream like a baby, day and night, turning red for the cameras,
because kingship or no kingship, he'll be just as valuable as he is now.
I don't know about you, but to me, that's damn funny.
