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Bible Talk   Colonel : So, I read you vs In-N-Out. I just got one thing to point out. It was the Revalations part. I looked up the word "sup." Colonel : sup1   Pronunciation Key  (sp) tr. & intr.v. supped, sup·ping, sups To eat or drink (something) or engage in eating or drinking by taking small swallows or mouthfuls: supped the hot soup; supped away daintily. n. A small swallow or mouthful of liquid food; a sip. Bensmash : So, they're coming over for a shot of whiskey? Colonel : So, this might mean that if the knock at your door comes, he might bring his private stash. Colonel : The Lord is hooking you up. Colonel : Meatless cheeseburgers mean :"Hold up, here comes free beer." Colonel : "So I was watching the Matrix on DVD, and the Lord stopped by and knocked. Good thing I answered. He brought over 2 quarts of King Cobra for us to sup on." Bensmash : Hmmm.... Bensmash : Then that means that In-N-Out isn't delivering. Colonel : "Then we went out and banged some hookers. I know it was him cause she kept screaming: 'Oh my GOD!!!!'" Colonel : hahahahaha Bensmash : They're promising me, essentially, some heavenly fries with the burger upon which it is written that G-d will bring extra for us to sup on. Instead, I had to pay for the fries. Colonel : Hey, he had alot of other drinking buddys that week. I hear he's in rehab Bensmash : Not my problem. In-N-Out's telling me, "Hold on there, buddy. Enjoy your burger but don't leave just yet. G-d's coming down from Heaven to bring you a milk shake." Colonel : The fries were giving him chlorestrol problems Bensmash : Instead, I bought my own damn milk shake. Colonel : lol Bensmash : I'm going to sue. Bensmash : False advertising. Bensmash : Imposition of religious beliefs on an American citizen. Bensmash : And much, much more. Colonel : Mabye, he knocked on their door and the cooks each got a 40 of Old English. - You by fries, they get the rebate. Colonel : Get the 8-ball rolling. Colonel : God likes malt liquor. Bensmash : HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Colonel : He brought Schlitz to my crib last week. Colonel : HE knows what HE's looking for.... St. Ides.