TOP TEN LISTS

Top Ten Phone Messages Nauco Left For Chris 01 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi sex. 02 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi in my mouth. 03 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi and your friends too. 04 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi in front of your mother. 05 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi up to two gallons. 06 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi to your wrist. 07 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi mustard. 08 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi with a plaid skirt. 09 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi even without vaseline. 10 – Cwees, is Malcom, kiskibidi right after I shave my ass. 11 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi and a mouth full of marbles. 12 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi then you can eat it. 13 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi statutory. 14 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi human bondage. 15 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi a horse! 16 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi rectal bleeding. 17 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi and your little dog too. 18 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi broken glass. 19 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi and a fist full of dollars. 20 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi pulled muscle. 21 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi until I go blind. 22 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi with freshly licked popsicle sticks. 23 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi gonorrhea. 24 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi strawberry jam. 25 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi on your choad. 26 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi at the back of my throat. 27 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi banana. 28 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi I’m ready for the close up. 29 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi crude oil. 30 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi tazer gun. 31 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi don’t’ forget the ether. 32 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi spam and butter. 33 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi felching. 34 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi green eggs and ham. 35 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi about our son... 36 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi only if it hurts. 37 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi all over the Top Ten List. 38 – Cwees, is Nauco, kiskibidi especially if it gets sticky. Top Ten Reasons Animation II Students Are Changing Their Major To Animal Husbandry 10 – Semen sales are brisk 09 – Sack vs Feedbag – you make the call 08 – Who’s Oxberry, and why is he bothering me? 07 – Cows just don’t talk back goddammit 06 – Kenn’s affinity for farm animals is rubbing off (bugs buga) 05 – Sheep attract other sheep 04 – Mapa has superior cow tipping technique 03 – Film is something you brush off you teeth 02 – Those utters are so damn fun 01 – Animals don’t have a sense of humor either 00 – They want to be like Animation IV -01 – Zoo trips becoming more like peep-shows -02 – It’s the only thing Jim has not mastered Top Ten Ways To Get Into CAL ARTS 10 – You must know Jim 09 – Don’t do what John does 08 – Be within three degrees of Dave Z 07 – Reel shows your family vacation 06 – Must be able to call Eisner at three in the morning 05 – Use a minimum of a jar of gel per day 04 – Claim ‘minority’ even when you’re not 03 – Have a ‘screen name’ so no one recognizes you in the credits 02 – Three words “ Lie, Lie, Lie!” 01 – Screw drawing – animate toys 00 – Sugah Daddy -01 – Fill in the application with white lines -02 – Portfolio title “I Know ……..” -03 – CAL ARTS in Hebrew mean $$$$ -04 – Everyone should own one -05 – Claim A.D.D. as a disability Top Ten Ways To Know Ben Is Having A Bad Day 10 – Has car keys but no car 09 – Has a car but not keys 08 – ILM fires him before they hire him 07 – Heather and him are expecting. HIS due date is December 25th. 06 – The tow guy is actually his long lost brother ASSISHARD! 05 – He unlocks the secret to light-speed travel but it was coded on his pager 04 – Realizes Jon does have the healing touch… only after $1000 in repair bills 03 – Arrested at TRU. (you know why) 02 – Car breaks down on 280, smells funny, penguins? 01 – Ben has lost his mind 00 – Electrobionic joints freeze -01 – Neb wants Ben to stop impersonating him -02 – Finds out the CheezeWhiz is a dairy product in the middle of class -03 – You mean it’s not chicken? -04 – One word .. COLON Top Ten List Of Wes’ Hidden Talents 10 – We can’t tell, they’re too well hidden 09 – Smoke out his ass 08 – Ability to insitigate Jihad 07 – Webbed feet allows him to swim real fast 06 – To actually attract, and keep, an ‘old lady’ 05 – Smoke out his ear 04 – White wine and cocaine, heroine and surfing 03 – D2 02 – Tossing back a few with buddy El Douche 01 – One word “WESAMATION” 00 – Getting’ da kisnash -01 – Smoke out his eye -02 – Now with NEW Toe-Popping Action -03 – Pull a string, make him laugh Top Ten Things Animation Students Do After Getting High On Cel Paint 10 – Sniff glue 09 – Pass out 08 – Smoke the Johnny Buddah 07 – Helium 06 – Order too much pizza and beer 05 – Fall down 04 – Win a life 03 – Drink 02 – Get tattoos 01 – Live fast, die young. Amen Top Ten Cool Things About Oscar Mayer 10 – He’s responsible for all forms of food 09 – He’s got a lot of weiners 08 – Started the ‘8 Dogs/pack vs. 6 Buns/pack’ conspiracy 07 – Was head of the Maccabees 06 – Head of the Free Masons 05 – Got a car designed like his weiner 04 – Gets the chickens 03 – Grandfather of Jim 02 – Within three degrees of David Zbriger 01 – One word – “Haggis” 00 – He’s German!? ACHTUNG! Top Ten Reasons Ben Has To Keep Buying New Markers 10 – John keeps taking them to sniff 09 – Too many phone messages 08 – Kenn’s messages of triumph over Wes 07 – Markers just walk away 06 – Chris W. used them as weapons in the militia 05 – Pat uses them to replace toads 04 – Dave Z. uses them for tattoos. Oi! 03 – Pat ‘uses’ them while working on her computer 02 – People STEAL them? 01 – Top Ten Lists Top Ten Things Heard From The Bleachers @ Candlestick 10 – “You da man, Stan, you da man!” 09 – “You’re funny. Are you a comedian? You should be a comedian.” 08 – “I CAN EAT THIS!” 07 – “You betta put dat cam ovah here!” 06 – “Who’s a fucking Dodgers fan?” 05 – “Hey Barry, Stan wants you.” 04 – “Why’s that guy wearing a jacket?” 03 – “I got a peanut for you Georgia-boy.” 02 – “Don’t get upset Uncle Ted!” 01 – One word, “LOSER!” Top Ten Phrases Of Wes 10 – Cough… 09 – Hack… 08 – Wheeze… 07 – Hey Rob… 06 – You mom 05 – I quit 04 - ~drag~ 03 – So, my old lady… 02 – Fucking Cinema Office… 01 - …just like in Volume II of Episode IV of the Transformers Christmas Special when Optimus and Megatron sign a peace treaty ‘cause Bobba Fett and the Ewoks… Top Ten Obsessive Behaviors Shown By Animation III 10 – Lots of equipment, little product 09 – Toys! 08 – Innate love for the cheesiest, raunchiest, low-budget, gore-infested, anti-PC films 07 – Subconscious worship of Dear Lord Disney (for some, you know who you are) 06 – Abilities to communicate with the animals at the zoo 05 – Studio stalking 04 – Uta duta, Solo? 03 – Smoke, smoke, smoke (spliffs included) 02 – Explosions, detonations, annihilation (Fire! Fire! Fire!) 01 – Useless top ten lists